Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old Romanian IONUT RADU!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love this thread! Benn looking for somewhere to chat about sweat footy arse! Top of my list are Eden Hazard and Jack Grealish... Anyone wanna chat filthy?

"Welcome to my thread!" said the spider to the fly!

I am currently trying to get funding for my phD entitled "SNIFFING FOOTBALLERS' ARSES" but as yet I have had no success in finding a sponsor!

Never mind! I suppose there is a downside of having the letters ASS after your name ( Associate of the Society of Sniffers!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am however currently engaged in a comparative study of up and cumming soccer players! On the the right we have the rather pale, lanky and nerdy Jack Clarke who contrasts quite dramatically with Romaine Mundle!

"Ebony and ivory" or in culinary parlance

"Marmite on white bread please!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This young man sporting a very fine pair of buns appears to be advertising PRO NERO underwear which may tend to indicate that he endorses all the lewd practices of the emperor Nero or simply that he is in favour of BLACK ( in all senses!) the word NERO being Italian for black!

 

[Nude_Dude]

Australian Football League players in "training"





(THAT'S what they call it)


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[Sniffademskidz]

Back in the 1960s there was a TV serial starring actor Roger Moore as Simon Templar in "The Saint!"

The protagonist was often to be seen with a halo shining atop his head!

So one can only imagine the significance of the photo below!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old footballer KIRIL DESPODOV!

Back in 1972 the Cockerel Boys brought out a song entitled

"Nice one Cyril!"

"Nice one Kiril! Nice one son!
Nice one Kiril! I'd like to kiss your bun! ( well both of them actually!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here is GERARD PIQUE picking at his pique!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure about BRAND-ON Williams!

Looks more like HARD-ON to me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I've located the problem mate and I've serviced all your pipes with my grease gun!

I'm ashamed to admit this mate but I'm a crack addict and I haven't had my fix yet today! I don't want to disturb your texting but if you could just open your legs I can get my nose in there and sniff me some crack!"

LATER!

"Thanks mate! That was awesome!I feel as if I'm floating on air now! Hope you don't mind but I whipped a couple of pairs of your skidded undies out of the laundry basket in case I need a top-up on the way home!

You've got my number so if you ever need ANY of your pipes servicing I'll make sure there is always enough grease in my gun to accommodate you!

Cheers mate and have a good day!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you look carefully you will see that all three of these hot lads are wearing briefs sporting the logo MACRON so one can only assume that the President of France has had all three of them at some point! If you are in any doubt just pull those pants down and their tattooed arses will reveal

MACRON WOZ 'ERE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Either that is a trick of the light or Declan's girlfriend is going to end up getting catapulted out of the window!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

45 year old German football coach MARCUS ROSE has definitely still got it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I always wanted to know what a canary's arse looked like!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's Alexander Hack
Lying flat on his back
So let us his panties unpack!
One sniffable crack and a tasty ball sack!
On the seat of his briefs there's no lack of cack
So all in all he's a jolly fine dack!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's more than a tasty snack!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just imagine being in the centre of that melee of dirty socks, shorts and sweatpants!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old Romanian footballer MILOS PANTOVIC!

I wonder if you put PANTOVIC into Google translate whether you would come out with "dirty pants!" Ha!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have been reliably informed that the footballer on the physio table is MICHAEL CUISANCE and his physiotherapist is about to retire! Don't bother to apply for the job as they received 18,000 applications five minutes after the job was advertised!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is gorgeous 22 year old WELAT CAGRO and I suppose that if you say it quickly enough it might sound like

"WELL IT CAN GROW!"

And I'm sure it can if you stroke it for long enough!