Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Gorgeous 19 year old Spanish footballer PEDRI!

 

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Those blue sweatpants are way too loose PEDRI! They need to be hugging your cock, balls and arse my son!

 

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22 year oldJOHN BUCKLEY of Blackburn Rovers!

 

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Swiss tennis player STAN WARINKA!

Game,set and snatch!!!!

 

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30 year old ANDREAS WEIMANN!

Nice definition on that arse!

 

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Cricketer RYAN HACKNEY!

 

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Thise socks are mine JACK HENDRY!

 

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Whenever I see a picture of ROB HOLDING I can't help thinking of that infamous cricket commentary

"The batman's Holding the bowler's Willy!"

 

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Just look at this dirty old bugger!

I've heard of "a pig sniffing for truffles" but "a pig sniffing for pink puckers!?"

The lads seem to be enjoying it anyway so that may go some way to explaining the origin of the expression "tickled pink!"

 

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Mind you if I were in his shoes I would bother to come up for air only at Christmas and on my birthday!!!!

 

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22 year old Norwegian JORGEN STRAND LARSEN!

I would love to know the name of the guy with the 1950s parting who is nestling in the arms of our Jorden!

 

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Sweet little Luke may be 20 years old but he still looks so angelic and would be more suited to wearing a surplus than a football kit!

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he has a mummy fixation and has chosen a girlfriend with massive great tits so he can extend the breastfeeding ritual into adult life!

Bless him!

 

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22 year old Spanish footballer HUGO DURO!

Well "duro" means hard and one might translate his name as "huge hard one" but being a Spanish speaker myself I am not all convinced that it works like that!

We may however live in hope!

 

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25 year old Portuguese footballer GONCALO GUEDES!

You may wish to Google him and check whether his package cums in different sizes ( especially after stimulation!)

 

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Don't think this guy is a footballer at all but the club physio was conducting prostate checks on all the players and offered one free to the clubhouse cleaner!

What an altruistic guy the physio is to go the extra mile and judging by the size of that tunnel it may well have been a mile!

 

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21 year old Canadian tennis player FELIX AUGER ALIASSIME!

This is one boy who would never have to shout out "new balls please!" Those delicious low hangers of his could impregnate 40 women in one ejaculation thus giving new meaning to the expression

"Love 40!"

The word "deuce" would be replaced by "juice" as a warning to those on and off the court that this little baby is about to cum and cue the umbrellas!

"Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory!?"

Well I'd bonka THIS Willy Wonka and happily spend the rest of my life in his chocolate factory!

 

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Football coach MATHIAS JAISSLE giving us all at least one reason why he would be a good catch!

I wonder if anyone has ever asked his wife whether it is uncomfortable to have to wear a permanent smile on your face although nobody would have to ask her who has put it there!!!

 

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So good to see sweet little 19 year old TYLER MORTON erring on the side of caution by wearing a safety helmet! Let's hope he remembers his little rubber helmet when he's balls deep inside his girlfriend!

There used to be a safety advertisement on TV when the wearing of safety belts in cars first became law!

"CLUNK CLICK EVERY TRIP!"

Although the only thing on HIS mind will be

"DUNK THAT DICK EVERY DIP!"

 

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30 year old Egyptian footballer AYMAN ASHRAF!

 

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Wonder what he is whispering into the ear of MO SALAH!

" My name's AYMAN! Would you like my HYMEN!?"



More Egyptian arses to be sniffed at!