Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

His name is MATS HUMMELS
And his girlfriend he pummels
But he likes to espouse new ideas
Without showing any fears!
Cum one cum all
But please don't maul!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GEORGE RUSSELL Formula 1 driver!

No idea where to put him but all I know is that he is a dead ringer for Tobey Maguire of Spiderman fame!



Just wish I had eight tentacles to deal with these two studs!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PRETTY PINK PUCKER PREPARES FOR PENETRATION!

How about that for an example of alliteration!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TOM CAIRNEY has admitted in an interview how much milk he consumes as a source of calcium!

In this photo he is about to suck the milk out of his girlfriend's tits but just in case the cow runs dry I shall be bringing up the rear with my own brand of milk!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Many years ago on British TV there used to be a programme called COME DANCING!

It has now been resurrected under the title of CUM DANCING as you can see in this photo!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CRAIG DAWSON is the number 25 flashing his tight little arse!

Nice pair of ears on him! Ideaal for propulsion when I'm shagging the arse off him!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LIAM STOCKER of the AFL!

Those pits smell so good but how the hell am I going to get my nose up his fucking arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous KEMAR ROOFE!

Roof roof indeed!



He is a very devout Muslim and prays five times a day!

" Oh Allah! Please let the next one be ten inches with a thick girth and a nice purple head!"������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Women are rarely into sniffing and tonguing arse in the same way as we men!

We go mad at the sight of a smelly arsecrack or a state of the art skidmark!

Their reaction is more likely to be to berate their husband or boyfriend for having had to take a scrubbing brush to the the seat of their underpants������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I believe this arse belongs to John Addo Carr if anyone wants to Google it!

There are times when one could curse the Getty Images logo!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LACHIE WHITFIELD and WILL HAYWARD!

Hate to think what is about to transpire here!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So you are not actually going to send him off! Look at my chest! He gave me a love bite in that bundle and tried to stick his finger up my arse!

Shut up you little twat or I'll give you a red card and a red pucker to match!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HENRIK BELLMAN!

Would love to suck your bellend Henrik Bellman!

Loving those ears too! Give me something to hold onto while I'm shagging the shit out of you!!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

RENAN LODI!

Bet he'd take a nice lodi of cum up the arse!

Sorry about the logo again!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

AMIR AZRAFSHAN

32 year old football manager!

Love the fuzz on his face but would love to taste the fuzz dangling from his arse!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

KAI HAVERTZ

Let's sniffademsocks!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

black lives matter and phil your eyes do cause my heart to shatter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Slightly off topic but for those of you who enjoy some nose to seam action herewith MARK SELBY and RONNIE O SULLIVAN!

When Ronnie was just starting out my nose was rarely out of his shitter ( virtually of course!) but with the (back) passage of time I fear that it has become slightly more flabby and my nostrils have drifted SELBYWARDS!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love these bonding sessions before a match but I think there should be some sort of bonding official to ensure that arses are bent over sufficiently my to allow spectators to have a good view of VPLs and that they should all be in unison a bit like synchronized swimming!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ARMAND DUPLANTIS pole vaulter!

Not sure where to put this entry ( thread wise!) but no doubts about where to PLANT my pole Armand!������