Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

A good win last night by Sevilla FC against FC Internazionale!

They should have won anyway simply by dint of all those beautiful arses!

It was divinely inspired in my opinion and all the more so because among their team they number JESUS Navas!

What more can I say!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For God's sake some team please just sign these two up and sign them up now!

I don't care if they can play football or not! Just get them into a kit!

Man just look at those nipples!

Half time oranges!? They just suck cos I've found something better to suck on!

As for the sight of the other boy's perineum! Words fail me and that's saying something!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Such a beautiful and erotic picture of PHIL FODEN!

In England some years ago there used to be a competition called SPOT THE BALL whereby you were presented with a photo and had to mark a cross where the ball might actually be!

How about SPOT THE BALLS or even SPOT THE SKIDMARK! Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TAMMY ABRAHAM!

Just want to get my nose in that crack!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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TAMMY ABRAHAM!

Just want to get my nose in that crack!����

Not quite sure what is in that metal ash tray! It could be the starter for some meal but we all know where the meat and two veg are!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So while we all agree that BRANDON WILLIAMS looks a total twat in that get up it is still rather horny in its own way!

So while he is sucking the milk out of that bitch's tits we can yank down his shorts and sample his chocolate!

Have always preferred MILK CHOCOLATE!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry to go off topic again but this guy is a cricketer and I didn't know where to put him apart from in my bed with his arse in the air! If anyone can remember his name please let me know!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mystery solved! His name is JOFRA ARCHER!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think one of the big clubs needs to sign this chav up quick smart if only to provide the half time entertainment!

I mean where would you start! Cock arse feet!?

www.spoiltforchoice.com

 

[Sniffademskidz]

All right you picky bitch! You don't want my shirt so pass it to the woman at the back there! You want my filthy skidded sweaty undies do you!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone remember the Chris de Burgh song "the lady in red!?'

The arsehole in red is winking at me cheek to cheek!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those last two hardly touched the sides!

Can you make sure the next one is at least ten inches and takes the skin off my pucker!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The fresh faced goalkeeper JAMIE SNEDDON!

Look at the roses in those cheeks lads!

We mustn't forget that he has another pair of cheeks and I'm sure we'd all like to put some roses in those!������

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The fresh faced goalkeeper JAMIE SNEDDON!

Look at the roses in those cheeks lads!

We mustn't forget that he has another pair of cheeks and I'm sure we'd all like to put some roses in those!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LARS and SVEN BENDER twin brothers!

Here you see them just out of a monitoring session!

They were blindfolded and put in bed with their respective wives! Four in a bed ! They simply had to identify whether they were fucking their own wive or the brother's!!

Here we see them giving the thumbs up sign but what that means exactly we don't know!

Some of you older chaps on here from Britain will remember the famous TV commercial in which shoppers were asked if they could tell the difference between butter and margarine!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In addition to being hard of cock one of the Bender brothers is also hard of hearing!

He is trying to make out whether one of the the supporters is saying

Fuck! That was a good shot on goal!

OR

Can I suck your hot pole!

Get a bit closer and you might find out!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

RICHARLISON from Brazil

I am currently trying to make an anagram of his name but so far unsuccessfully! Would appreciate any help from you boys!

So far I have cum up with

OIL RICH ARS!

Well I would certainly be willing to do that and by the look of the expression on his face somebody has already tried to oil his rich ars������!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Cricketers DOM BESS and ERIC ESTRADA but what is the message!?

Size of dick!?

Girth of dick!?

Hole in one!?

Please be more specific for our subscribers!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Snooker player OLIVER LINES!

His "friend" is not at all concerned about potting the black!

His aim to take a shot at the pink or even the brown depending on how assiduously Oliver cleans his pucker hole!������

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Snooker player OLIVER LINES!

His "friend" is not at all concerned about potting the black!

His aim to take a shot at the pink or even the brown depending on how assiduously Oliver cleans his pucker hole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ADM EL HAMED of CELTIC!

It's nice to know that these good old traditional Scottish names are still alive and kicking ( no pun intended!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOSH AUSTERFIELD and KIAN HARRATT!

It's at times like this when you look at photos of two chavvy players that you wish that the good Lord had blessed us with two dicks so that we could simultaneously ride these scally lads as they are eating their fish and chips out of newspaper!����