Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Can't remember the names of these guys but they are certainly not " forward in cumming backward!"

 

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This is a very clever demonstration of "shaking your booty mid air!"



And this is a lovely example of symmetry from JOAO FELIX



Obviously nobody wanted to do him missionsry so maybe he'll have more luck with doggy!

 

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PHIL FODEN looks as if he has cum straight off the set of the "Merchant of Venice" here but he has obviously sustained some sort of head injury and needs some TLC ( Tender Loving Cock!)



Clearly the treatment for this kind of injury is to rub your head between the arse cheeks of one of your teammates as many times a day as is both possible and practical!



What on earth will they cum up with next!?

 

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I've never been a great fan of KYLE WALKER but I certainly wouldn't pass up the chance to give him the SRF treatment!!!

 

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Here's little Lukey Thomas showing great surprise as Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and James Maddison stick their middle fingers up his arse and massage that little pink pucker!



However it's not long before weasly-faced Jamie Vardy strps up and pushes both of them out of the way and sticking his throbbing chavvy cock into Luke's virgin shitter and buggering him into the middle of next week!



Much as I love my little Lukey I'm not sure that I could fuck him with the tenderness and respect he deserves once those beautiful buns are presented to me in all their glory!!!!!!

 

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LUKE THOMAS really is the ultimate gift that never stops giving!!!



Just look closely at his crotch in this photo! The silhouette of his cock stands as a testament to his massive manhood! One can almost hear the screams of his bitch as he splits her in two in a post match celebration!!!!!

 

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NICCOLO ZANIOLO!

Yep I'd snog the face off you baby!



And I'd intertwine my tongue round yours!



Before sticking it up that great fat arse of yours!

 

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"Don't fucking ignore me when I'm talking to you!

I know you've been playing away from home with my wife but I'm not going to repay you in kind cos your wife's got a face like the back end of a bus and I don't carry an industrial sized brown paper bag big enough to shove over her head!

I'll just take my revenge by emptying the contents of my bollocks up your shit chute on the back seat of my car at the end of this match!!!!

 

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" Go on you dirty cunt! You've just fondled his cock so why not just pull his shorts and pants down and wedge your nose between the cheeks of his arse in front of 20,000 spectators! It's been a fucking awful match so the least you can do is to give them value for money before they go home!!!



The player being fondled is CALLUM L BROWN of the afl and here are a few more shots of him to titillate you!

 

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22 year old JESPER LINDSTROEM doesn't seem able to tempt anybody with his Danish bacon!



Hang on a minute though! I think this guy might be up for poking the Danish pussy if nobody is looking!



A few more of the Great Dane

 

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Fucking spiderman gets everywhere! He's always shitting his webs all over the place! The best I can wish him is a dose of constipation!



I still think that Tobey Mcguire had the best spidey buns ever to grace a Spiderman suit!!!!

 

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Although Tom Holland wasn't bad I suppose!!

 

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" I've spent ninety minutes looking at the red bulls on your shirt Andre but when do.i get to look at the red balls in your pants!?"

 

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19 year old SANDY BROCK of the afl!



These pasty nerdy lanky types may not be much to look at but they often have big cocks, tight smelly arses and bang like a shithouse door in a gale!!!

 

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23 year old LLOYD KELLY!

Can't imagine any complaint from his girlfriend if this photo is anything to go by!



Heaven doesn't have to be "pie in the sky when you die!"

It can be

MEAT IN HIS SKUNS- BUNS AND GUNS!!!!!

 

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A few more of the gorgeous Lloyd

 

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25 year old JOE ARIBO!



If you tried to get your tongue round his full name you would be wasting your time especially as your tongue could be gainfully employed elsewhere as you can see from these photos!

 

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REMO FREULER and KONRAD LAIMER!

This would make such a great pairing!

 

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Can't help thinking that the word WONGA on Daryl Janmaat's shirt shouldn't be changed to SCHLONGA!

 

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NUBERGEN NULYKHASSAM is a Kazak cyclist! He's no oil painting but he's got a lovely arse! Either do him doggy or like a good boy scout always be prepared and carry a decent sized brown paper bag in your rucksack!