Sniffing footballers' arses!

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In year gone by when you celebrated your birthday you were given the "bumps" which meant that you were tossed in the air once for every year you had lived!

Apparently in the Liverpool Academy team you aren't given the bumps you are given the "humps" as Tyler Morten discovrted to his chagrin!

 

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On his 18th birthday he was "humped" by each member of the Liverpool first team and the substitutes and most of them chose to do him 69 with his skidded undies as a Covid mask!

 

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KEVIN TRAPP of Germany!



I'm sure that if I were a mouse I would happily wander into that trap- cheese or no cheese!

The view from the front is almost as good!

 

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Gorgeous as he is 30 year old ANTOINE GRIEZMANN is also worthy of profound.respect as he has declared openly that he would give his support to any professional footballer who had the courage to "come out" and declare his sexuality!

 

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So glad to hear that 24 year old Bournemouth player David Brooks has now been given the all clear after his cancer treatment! An ordeal at any age but at 24......we do indeed have a lot to be grateful for!

 

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This guy on the left would so get it once I'd dragged his black trackies round his ankles!

Just imagine sliding in and out of his smelly brown shitter!

In and out and in and fucking out of that horny bastard!!!!

 

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I have always laboured under the misapprehension that carpet bowls was the most boring game on earth but I have since been disabused of that erroneous conception!

 

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It's always fascinating to observe how habits change with the passage of time!
Back in the 1950s when a player scored a goal he was given a brisk handshake by teammates! A decade later this had graduated to a hug and maybe a kiss! By the 1970s and 80s he would be covered in lovebites!
Now in 2022 shorts have been specially designed with a quick release fastener in the seat to allow fellow players to demonstrate their appreciation in a more tangible form!!!

 

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I'm not sure how "gallant" it is of LACHLAN GOLLANT to do an impersonation of a pig sniffing for truffles but it seems to be well received by the other party who appears to be offering little or no resistance!

 

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I might not be much good with my right foot but I'm an expert at shooting from the arse!



Have a good whiff of that lads! They should bottle that smell and sell it in Harrod's!

 

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Apparently according to an old unwritten law the goal scorers of the victorious team in the semi-final of the Champions League tournament get to fuck the opposition player of their choice!



Not surprisingly Benzema and Rodrygo have chosen sweet little Phil Foden to be their cumpdump!



And here is Benzema telling Phil to get inside and get on his back in preparation for the ride of his life!

 

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Whoops! Here is Benzema instructing Phil to assume the position!

 

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And here we see a devastated Pep Guardiola not so much affected by the defeat of his team by Real Madrid but because Karim Benzema has got his cock inside the Foden pussy and that hole has always been the preserve of the team manager!!!!

 

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Never mind! Kyle Walker is trying to redress the balance up to a point ( if you will pardon the pun) by getting up close and personal with Luka Modric!

 

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23 year old JAMES WORPEL of the afl is one player worthy if our attention!



Just look at the buns on that horny fucker!

 

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And here we are privileged to witness the prelude to a really hot 69!!!!

 

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Can't hold off any longer chaps! If you haven't been introduced to him already then please allow me to introduce to you 19 year old CALEB TAYLOR who plays for WBA!



Just look at him boys! If ever anyone needed a cock up his arse it's this little baby!

 

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Just look at the buns on that bitch!



Imagine beating off as you inhale the smell from the seat of his undies and the soles and toes of his fithly smelly sweaty match worn socks!

 

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How about 24 year old EMIR KARIC who has cum to Austria via Bosnia!?

 

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His English is not so good and in this photo the team coach is explaining to EMIR that he needs to hand in his match-worn socks and panties at the end of each game as part of a research project into varying types of human bacteria!



In this photo he is feeling horny and can't wait to get home and give his girlfriend a good seeing to as he milks her udders oblivious to the fact that the moment he steps into the dressing room his teammates are going to whip down his trackie bottoms and give HIM a good seeing to!