Sniffing footballers' arses!

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23 year old Norwegian tennis player CASPER RUUD!



I'm sure that there is nothing "ruud" about Casper and the fact that he likes to flash his succulent nipples is all in the best possible "taste!"

 

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- Nice tits mate!

- I know your game! You like to make out you are the gormless one on the team but you know exactly what you're doing! The next thing I know you'll be sticking your fingers up my arse!

- Yep and not just my fingers!!!!

 

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The protagonists in that little scene were JED BRERETON in blue and JOVAN PETRIC both 18 year old cherry pickers!

Here we see JOVAN PETRIC mouthing the word "result" as he celebrates having penetrated Jed's shitter with nose tongue fingers and cock!

FULL HOUSE!!!!

 

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Nice view of Jed's panties!



Wonder if he is reciprocating the gesture in this photo:

 

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"Oh darling! Let's escape from this mad chaotic world! Just you and I together!"

 

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These two belong on the gay porn site FUN SIZED BOYS!

"so what's the penalty for pitch invasion........!?"

 

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CALLUM SINCLAIR of the afl marketing his manhood to the ladies ( and by extension- no pun intended- to the lads!) With the acronym QBE!

Quite
Big
Erection!!!!!

 

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Isn't it just so frustrating when one sees a photo of a gorgeous young sportsman with the tightest pair of buns whose name one punches into Google only to be told that he was born in 2005!

One such find was tennis player GABRIEL DEBRU who is well worth a look on Getty Images if you are interested!

 

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The gorgeous KAI HAVERTZ of Chelsea hits 23 this cumming Saturday!



I'd certainly make it a birthday to remember if he allowed me which is most unlikely!!!

 

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Harry Winks is certainly a fine specimen of manhood but I can't help thinkkngnthar he looks older than his 26 years!



Maybe the exertions of training both on and off the field are accelerating the ageing process!

 

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I can't understand why the physio told me to lie flat on my face with my legs apart when I have a cut on my forehead!

I'm glad he's stopped rimming my arse! His beard has rubbed the skin off my arse cheeks and done nothing to ease the pain in my forehead!!!

 

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I've never been able to put my finger on exactly why I fancy the arse off Nick Pope but there are plenty of places I'd like to put my finger!

 

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19 year old Serbian footballer UROS BRANKOVIC!



UROS BRANKOVIC!


I'd cross the URALS to his RANK DITCH any day and then I'd shaft that Serbian shitter till I crossed the border into Sphincterland!!!!

 

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So much for marital fidelity!

Five minutes after he has said "I will" to the woman of his dreams he comes down here to the gents and shags the fucking arse off me while I'm rehearsing my best man's speech!

I wouldn't mind but we are at different weddings!!!

 

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Wales beat Ukraine 1-0 yesterday but all credit to GARETH BALE who clasped his counterpart to his bosom in a gesture of TLC!!!



Well let's face it! You would have to be pretty hard-hearted not to.offer these boys succour!



You'd be pretty hard once you'd succoured them I'm sure!

 

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Both HARRY WILSON and KIEFFER MOORE seem pretty excited at the prospect of nipping into the Ukrainian dressing room to show them that there were no hard feelings ( except in their shorts of course!)

 

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You really couldn't make it up if you tried!!

33 year old DALY CHERRY-EVANS



With such a name one has visions of him on a daily quest to pop the cherries of virgins and then once he'd completed his tasking exclaiming!

"EVANS! That was great!"

 

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These two young ladies are obviously keen to offer their favours to Cristiano Ronaldo at the end of the match!



Much as I detest that vain little twat I'm sure he has enough cum in his low hangers to service both of them!



As they stand cheek to cheek you will see that the number 77 in Bingo parlance signifies "Sunset Strip!"

Well it's nearly dusk and you are dusky maidens so drop 'em and let the Portuguese tart have his way with you!!!!

 

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JOAO CANCELO has obviously caught sight of what is on offer and judging by the expression on his face he would be keen to "bring up the rear too!"

I suppose he and Ronaldo could take one each and chat to each other as if they were having a stand-up pee at a urinal!!!

 

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Number 5 is Belgian JAN VERTONGEN!



and I'm sure we all agree that he could do with a damned good tongen!!!