Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old ROBIN LE NORMAND with a cum face guaranteed to drive fear into the heart of any Saxon.maiden after the Battle of Hastings!

 

[ausdude2010]

I want to sniff almost every great ass you share in this thread but, for some reason, I also want to sniff the hell out of Jack Clarke's socks.

I’m with you both on the ass and those fucking sexy socks

 

[ausdude2010]

I stopped posting on this thread a while ago but I'm happy to continue if there is still interest!

Please do my man, and continue with that filthy commentary too!

 

[raim]

24 year old Belgian defender JELLE BATAILLE plays for Royal Antwerp and although he may not be a contender for "Battle of the Bulge" he is a certainly a prime contender for "Battle of the Jellies!"

GOD YES
I got a new wallpaper for my slideshow jackoff time

 

[raim]

"Ten brown bottles sitting on the road!
Ten brown bottles sitting on the road!
Now give us ten brown bottoms to dump.our fucking load
And that's our chav seed well and truly sowed!

I love when you see certain guys and you 100% know they get skids these two seem the type to throw their dirty clothes everywhere or leave their hampers unattended for days, even those pants they're using in that photo, they must smell fucking incredible.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In an adaptation of William Shakespeare's famous soliloquy by Hamlet:

"To skid or not to skid!
That is the question!
Whether it is nobler in the behind
To suffer the sniffs and burrows of outrageous noses!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old Rangers ' midfielder TODD CANTWELL!

HE CAN'T see WELL

BUT

He CAN smell WELL

And we CAN sniff WELL!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It is imperative that Islamic footballers are encouraged to join European clubs!

Their predilection for kissing the ground and thrusting their arse cheeks into the air in praise of Allah each time they score a goal is a must for their adoring fans and Egyptian OMAR MARMOUSCH is no exception!

"The prophet Muhammed -blessings be upon him!"

""The gorgeous Omar-cocks, fingers, noses and tongues be right up him!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Talking of Islamic beauties ALI AL.HAMIDI from Iraq has just joined my local team Ipswich from Wimbedon!

He looks older than his 21 years but I need to find out the Arabic for:

"May your skidmarks be indelibly imprinted on the seat of your underpants and may Allah never remove them!"

And then text him with my phone number!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old JARRAD BRANTHWAITE plays for Everton but was born in Carlisle with that sexy North Western accent!

He's 6'5" tall and now focus on the picture of him in his black trackie bottoms, so tight they seem painted on!

You creep up behind him at the end of training, kiss the back of his neck and put your arms round his waist!

Then you drop to.your knees and ease those black trackie bottoms down over those golden globes encased in white cotton!

Like a magnet attracted to iron filings your nose runs playfully up and down the seat of his Calvins, inhaling deeply as you go!

You tug down his tighty whities but his six pound dump just before training means that the mother of a skidmarks has cemented his underpants to his arse cheeks and its all down to you to separate them!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Is that Wednesday or United!?

You need to be more specific mate!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

34 year old Welsh footballer GARETH BALE may have a face that wouldn't look out of place in THE PLANET OF THE APES

but

he's got an arse to die for!

You can be assured of a very warm welcome in his hillside when you are checking out a location for the new film about his life:

"How brown was my valley!?"

 

[ausdude2010]

34 year old Welsh footballer GARETH BALE may have a face that wouldn't look out of place in THE PLANET OF THE APES

but

he's got an arse to die for!

You can be assured of a very warm welcome in his hillside when you are checking out a location for the new film about his life:

"How brown was my valley!?"

A true lover of skids and I’m sure yours smell
just as hot!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's my birthday on Friday so you can give my skids a special birthday sniff if you like!!!!

 

[ausdude2010]

It's my birthday on Friday so you can give my skids a special birthday sniff if you like!!!!

Well an early Happy Birthday to you then and oh yesss I would inhale those skids to celebrate, no need for bubbly

 

[Sniffademskidz]

More JACK CLARKE and his smelly socks!

 

[Sjsjsn]

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The gorgeous Kai Havertz gets carried off to the dressing room for a ritual post match fucking!

" Look guys I know that I have poked the pussies of most of your wives and girlfriends till they're sore but please don't take it out on my little virgin hole!"����

This is old but gold. Havertz is a perfect slut. Hope his teammates fuck him hard every day

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sure you will all have heard of Van Morrison's song "Brown eyed girl" but maybe it's time to pen a song entitled "Brown arsed boy" based on James Tarkowski and his beautiful buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sure that all of us from time to time have been concerned about the stability of the North Korean leader with his lawn mower haircut, and the possibility that we might all be blown to kingdom come if he presses that little button!

Fortunately sexy Son comes from south of the border so when Harry Kane presses HIS button the only explosion is likely to be a warm viscous white cream running down his wrist! Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Luis Suarez the Hannibal Lecter of international football is reputed to have bitten at least three people in the course of his playing career including Giorgio Chiellini in 2014!

However I am sure that I am not the only one who would volunteer to hold him down while Chiellini and the other victims reciprocate in kind!