Sniffing footballers' arses!

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And his pussy will never go hungry cos I've got an endless supply of cream for it and should I ever run dry well I am sure that there is a whole army of you out there willing to take up the baton ( no pun intended!)������

 

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Amateur footballer JOSH HESKETH and friends!

 

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Straight little Josh so uncomfortable about being manhandled by other guys OR IS HE!????????

 

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This is my favourite boys! A fucking work of art!

Just imagine being the waiter lucky enough to provide room service to JOSH and his beautiful buns!

If the cum is not running down your legs right now it bloody well should be!��������

 

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DREAM TEAM!

SMELLWELL UNITED football club is at the BOTTOM of the RED RAW ROSEBUD league but of course it would like to be the TOP!

Well TOP BOTTOM VERSATILE ................

If players want to be selected on match days their arses and feet have to be subjected to the SNIFFOMETER and players who don't reach 7.2 on the Sphincter scale are relegated to the subs bench!

All players are expected to present their underpants for inspection and anyone not exhibiting a large skidmark or two smaller ones on the seat of their undies goes straight to the subs bench!

Socks do not have to be sweaty but they must be particularly malodorous!

Any player scoring a goal must immediately prostrate himself on the ground and adopt a position enabling his teammates to sniff, finger and even rim his arsehole! The referee allows extra time for the performance of this ritual!

The half time oranges are replaced by the cumdump experience! Players draw lots to see who is going to be cumdump of the match! At half time players are invited to shoot their load into his stinking winking pucker! The cumdumpster then pulls up his pants and plays the remainining 45 minutes on a full tank!

He may not score a goal but nobody can accuse him of lacking spunk! At the end of the match the cumdumpster drops his knickers and throws them against the wall! If they stick to the wall then his teammates are congratulated for their balls and giving it plenty of willy rather than Welly!

I shall be posting the team selection for the next match so keep your eyes peeled!

 

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Goalkeeper liam burlington

 

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Right full back ben thompson

 

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Left full back josh hesketh

 

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Centre back rufus fitzroy

 

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Centre back sweeper. Riley howard

 

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Defending midfielder jaden hicks

 

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Right midfielder casias bradley

 

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Striker josh hathaway

 

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Attacking midfielder ryan collins

 

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Left midfielder ryan ledson

 

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Centre forward joe heron

 

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joey roggeveen

 

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RADINIO BALKER!

Nice arse!��������

 

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SMELLWELL UNITED RESERVES BENCH!

FIRST RESERVE. JACK MONTAGUE!

Little Jack is a waiter when he's not on the pitch and after we had conducted the photoshoot he looked expectantly up at me so I said to him

If you are waiting for a tip bend over and I'll give you the tip of my cock! If you are after the other sort of tip then I would say that it is dangerous to be alone in a hotel room in just your socks and pants with a strange man!��������

 

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SECOND RESERVE. CARTER LEWIS!

His ambition is to dance with the Bolshoi ballet in Moscow! You can see how supple he is and he is the only one on the team who can smell his own arse and suck his own cock! Quite an achievement!

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