Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Chelsea FC had a little jingle going which went like this

Blue is the colour football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim!
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cause Chelsea Chelsea is our name!

I have adapted that as a jungle for hisntbread as follows

Brown is the colour sniffing is our game
Pink is his pucker and cumming is our aim!
So search those pants for a nice brown stain
Cos sniffing sniffing is our game!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never been a great one for plain buns! Prefer the ones filled with cream although I might be persuaded to make an exception in the case of John Stones!

Never thought he was too great in the looks department but that wouldn't prevent me from sticking my nose up his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kingsley Coman!

This guy is insanely hot!

Difficult to find any decent arse pics of him but I am working on it!

While you are waiting just look at that lovely face and imagine what his tight little snatch must smell like!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well here it is in all its glory!

His girlfriend must be one lucky bitch to be able to run her nose and tongue along that beautiful crack whenever she wants although women are less into rimming than we men or so i have heard!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD

I remember rushing into the pitch once at the end of a match and asked this really sexy player for his autograph!

He said " well where's your programme for me to sign then!?"

I said " Sod that! Just sign across that massive skidmark in your undies and I will be round to the dressing room to collect them in half and hour!"

Well chaps! If you don't ask you don't get!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ANDREA RANOCCHIA

From Serie A in Italy!! The word RANOCCHIA translated into English means FROG so if I kiss that arse will he turn into a prince!

I think it would be difficult to improve on that so I'll take it as it is I think!

There's a very erotic photo of him and his girlfriend standing in the sea somewhere!She has her hand on his arse and he is rising to the occasion!

No idea where it is though! Damn! Lucky cow!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MARIO GOMEZ!

Now 35 years old! He is a hybrid of German and Latin!

Lots of pics of him assuming the position!

Don't you find that mixed race men are drop dead gorgeous!?

That combination of Oriental and Latin American!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Do you really need a lesson in spanking!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm going to give you a red card to match the colour of your arse cheeks one I have given them a good spanking!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous little Mexican Javier Hernandez El Chicharito next to Gareth Bale who judging by the pained expression on his face has just had a ten inch cock up his arse!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's really difficult to sniff your own arse but I'm working on it!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"This is the physio here! Right get out the lot of you! I've got some serious arse sniffing to do and I can't concentrate when there are too many people around!��"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We are playing 3M today!

The three Ms stand for Mount Mason Mount!

The objective is to get your todger between the cheeks of that vision in blue!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There used to be a popular little ditty that went something like

Chick chick chick chick chicken lay a little egg for me!

Well I have adapted it slightly to

Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniffer
Ger yet nose in my tight snatch
Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniffer
Just lick that sweaty patch!
All the boys just want to fuck me
I'm such a bloody catch
So sniff sniff sniff sniff sniffer
Stick her nose in my tight snatch!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dominic Calvert Lewin! Plenty of him in his tighty whities before Lockdown!��



Mohammed Salah

He is praying but my prayer has already been answered!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hamza Choudhury of Leicester City is famous for his unkempt bouffon which is now probably totally out of control after lockdown!

The big question is what is the state of the hair up his arse!

Some barbers would offer the service of removing the hair from the ears but few would be happy to trim the hairs of his arse! I however would offer such a service using the implements that God gave me!

TONGUE and TEETH!

On your knees and pants round yer ankles Hamza baby!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice crack on Declan Rice there but who the hell is that vision in blue!!!!!!

And talking of visions in blue the Korean footballers never disappoint!

This is Heung Min Son and if I don't score from this distance then I deserve to be sent off!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Now you've got to keep the ball balanced on the back of your neck and you mustn't allow yourself to be fazed if you feel something like a nose rubbing up against your arsecrack!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Erik you bastard! I'd recognize that massive purple head anywhere!"������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There used to be a British TV commercial advertising chocolate that went

" A glass and a half (of milk) in every bar!"

Maybe the caption here could be

" An arse and a half in every pair of shorts!"

However that could apply to most of those sexy footballers out there and not just Trent Alexander Arnold although I wouldn't say no to tasting what's inside those shorts!����! White or dark chocolate! Mmm mmm!