Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

ANTHONY STEWART of Wycombe Wanderers!

Look at that big black fucker boys!

Just imagine running your fingers through those jet black locks as you are pounding that virgin black pussy!

I'm almost cumming at the very thought of it!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jack just couldn't understand it! He'd never had any trouble getting his leg over before!

 

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Remember this is a completely new type of treatment we are trialling today!

You might feel a little prick but don't worry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TAMMY ABRAHAM of Chelsea is known as "Tammy the double whammy" because of his massive black mamba/member flanked by those massive cum filled low hangers that virtually scrae the floor!

However by means of his T shirt he is trying to tell us that he is in fact a TRIPLE whammy because the real prize is to be found when he is on his knees showing us his two divine orbs inviting us to sniff rim and fuck one of the most divine black men ever to have issued from a female womb!

Tammy darling! You really push all my buttons!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

BOBBY REID,JOSHUAH ONOMAH and ALEKSANDAR MITROVICH are just three of the most beautiful black studs that are titillating our tastebuds at Fulham FC at the current time!

Fulham is trialling new massage techniques! For some years now they have been using the DEEP HEAT treatment which is a type of gel rubbed into the aching areas to try and bring relief from cramp and other ailments!

The new technique they are trialling is called DEEP EAT and is proving very popular with players and masseurs alike!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We are all aware of the reputation that black men have for being well endowed but the big question is

Is this just a fallacy or is it a phallusy!

Doesn't the English language lend itself so divinely to the " play on words!"������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How many of these gorgeous black guys can a cock cope with!

I have nurtured a fantasy of stripping them of their shorts and getting them to stand on one another's shoulders in a line and then bend over in unison!

Theoretically it should look like one great big fucking blackberry!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's nothing like cumming into a plastic float when you have just had your arse fondled, sniffed and rimmed by the swimming instructor and you don't want your wife to see that you have learned more than the breast stroke!

 

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Not really sure which one is the clown in this picture!

I would be tempted to say the three guys at the back who are staring at the camera when they could be nose deep in that fucking crack!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look ROSS BARKLEY do you really think we are that stupid!

You are pretending to take notice of the coach when you are really wondering how you can nick MASON MOUNT'S dirty pants after the match!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JAMES TARKOWSKI has been singled out for his caring and sensitive nature!

While we're waiting for the physio maybe you would like to rest your head on my pillows!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

James TARKOWSKI has often been criticized for having big ears!

Well he's got big fucking buns so while I am pounding them I can hang on to his ears!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PEP GUARDIOLA no longer PLAYS he simply DISPLAYS!

And what a display!

48 years old and those buns are still as tight as a drum!

What the fuck must they have looked smelt and tasted like when he was 18!

Oh man!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Allow me to present CHRISTOPH MONSCHEIN!

For students of language the surname MONSCHEIN looks incredibly like the German translation of the English MOONSHINE which seems very appropriate gievn that those two moons are definitely shining!������

 

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ANDREW HUGHES of Preston North End affords us a delightful view of those deliciously tight buns!

How clever of him to be wearing yellow shorts so that anyone could whip out their firm banana and rodger him with complete equanimity knowing that they would be camouflaged! Mmmmm!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Heung Min Son has been studying western history since he came to Britain from South Korea!

He is currently studying neanderthal man and more especially the tradition of carrying one's spouse off to the cave for a damned good servicing!������

 

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SADIO MANE of Liverpool FC via Senegal!

One can only imagine the boa constrictor that inhabits those cum stained and skidmarked tighty whities!

Doubtless his wife is getting fed up of being catapulted through their bedroom window each time he gets inside her!

On the other hand one can almost see him licking his lips as the new 18 year old signings pitch up to sign their contracts with their pretty pink puckers still in the sellophane!������

 

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Ben Chilwell gives us a view of those virginal buns wrapped in white cotton soon to be deflowered by the big black monster that is gyrating in those red shorts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SNIFF EM UNITED FC!

Two pink puckers kneeling on a bed

Two pink puckers kneeling on a bed

And if one pink pucker actually turned red

( Cos he was being shafted by a ten inch black cock!)

There'd be one pink pucker kneeling on the bed!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sorry Mr Hoedt but I'm afraid to have to tell you that the prostate exam, temperature taken from the rectum and the suppository are all requirements for this medical test!

It's my unenviable task to perform these tests so if you'd just like to slip your undies off and put them on my face ......I mean on the bed!������