Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

The sweat's running down my face!

Get that thing out of my arse and get it out now!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There was a song which came out in 1961 entitled BLUE MOON!

I can't help feeling that the team sing of Chelsea FC should be BLUE MOONS!

Why did the good Lord create something so beautiful as a man's arse if not to sniff rim and fuck!

Let's hear it for tasty tight buns and pink hairless puckers all wrapped up in skidded Calvin's! ��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

FC not only stands for Football Club!

It also stands for Facesitting Champion!

Here we see Declan Rice competing for the title!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at the sweat dripping down Declan's crack!

What I wouldn't give to be the chap that collects up their dirty socks and pants after a match!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't be deceived into thinking that that is the KAPPA logo on Jack's shorts!

When fans of both sexes come round to the dressing room after the match to get his autograph he gives them something extra to remember him by and then chalks up the conquest on his shorts!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I asked you to be gentle you bastard!

You knew it was my first time!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who needs gentle unless it's a gentle black giant with a massive great schlong!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You sadistic sod Walcott!

You know exactly what you're doing as fifty of us on this site send ropes of thick hot jizz across our laptops!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll have his pants round his ankles before you can say

ANDRE FRANK ZAMBO ANGUISSA!

Well I will if I haven't been totally exhausted from the effort of saying his name!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've always wanted to know the origin of the expression

BURY ME IN A Y-SHAPED COFFIN!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous FRED from Manchester United via BELO HORIZONTE in Brazil!

Being a linguist myself I suppose that the Portuguese BELO HORIZONTE might be translated as

BEAUTIFUL HORIZONTALLY and who could argue with that!

Apparently Fred has been battling with a smoking addiction which is very unusual in a footballer I am sure you will agree!

He said that he is getting withdrawal symptoms because he is so used to having something between his lips!

Do you think we could help him out boys!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Just look at the sweat dripping down Declan's crack!

What I wouldn't give to be the chap that collects up their dirty socks and pants after a match!������

I can't take the credit for this but somebody else has seen this picture and said

" This gives new meaning to the expression RICE CAKES!"��

I take my hat off to him for the witty remark!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Must have been a shock when that fan came out of nowhere and attacked you! Apparently he's been stalking you for weeks! We are just sorry that we couldn't get to you before he whipped your pants down and gave you a good seeing to you!

Mind you you can't blame him! You ARE gorgeous and I wouldn't mind booking a slot in your slot a little later myself!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I had no idea that it could be used as a shampoo as well!

Let's hear it for multitasking!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Allow me to introduce YVES BISSOUMA!

Just look at the sullen look on his face and the bulge in his shorts! He'd probably just destroy you in silence!

Being an arse man I'd go straight for his shitter but I can imagine how many of you would be drawn to that black mamba/member!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

AARON WAN BISSAKA remonstrates with the referee!

You can't be serious! A yellow card!

He shoved three fingers up my crack, sniffed them, licked them , grabbed his crotch and then said "Laters baby!"

What would warrant a red card then- being shagged in the penalty box!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The expression on the face reminds us of NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and one is given to wondering whether Freddie Kruger is present in the gene pool!

However, look at that fucking arse! If you're tongue deep inside that the face is of secondary importance!

The amazing thing is that there is room for one's tongue up there given that it is so often occupied by Ronaldo's own!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In some countries a black cat brings good luck and in some it brings bad!

However if I came face to face with that beautiful black pussy I would think I had died and gone to Heaven!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here I cum ready or not!��������

 

[Jack60470]

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