Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Shelby29]

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We have all heard the expression

"Kick a man when he's down!"

but fortunately for this young man the motto of his team is

"Lick a man when he's down!"������

I'd lick him in any position...

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some people have the right to put the letters MA after their name or phD or RA

As far as the gorgeous young Zak Vyner is concerned the only letters that really fit the bill are VPL!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another candidate for the BLUE MOON club!

If you want to Google him his name is Robbie Tarrant of the AFL!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ERIK PIETERS

By the look on his face either an unusually large turd has just passed down his shit chute or an unusually large schlong has passed up it!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for a great performance lads!

Now before you shower could you please get in line and bend over the table in the dressing room in preparation for the prostae exam! Unfortunately the medic is not here today so myself ably assisted by my second in command will endeavour to carry out the tests as quickly and as painlessly as possible using a new method involving a piece of hot flexible apparatus with a nozzle at the end which dispenses a warm jet of liquid for your comfort and safety!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was in my teens I suffered quite badly from acne and the doctor recommended plenty of sex!

All I can say to young Zak Butters here is

" Don't worry sweetheart you are not just a spotty face cos that player from the Western Bulldogs has recognized something in your shorts that will compensate for any number of pimples!������"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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When I was in my teens I suffered quite badly from acne and the doctor recommended plenty of sex!

All I can say to young Zak Butters here is

" Don't worry sweetheart you are not just a spotty face cos that player from the Western Bulldogs has recognized something in your shorts that will compensate for any number of pimples!������"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Each time I've cum across a black pussy I've had good luck!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep that's it!

Just take his tracks bottoms down and take his temperature using that rectal thermometer that all players are born and equipped with!

Enjoy!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The heavenly Pierre Emerick Aubameyang!

Can't think of anything witty to say here except that the last syllable of his surname rhymes with BANG so I am ready to take my gun, take aim shoot a load right up that beautiful black shitter!

GOAL!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Maybe we could combine Kieran Tierney's face with Jamie Vardy's arse!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Apparently this guy is called BAYLEY FRITSCH but I think he should be rechristened DAILY FRISK!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PHILIP BILLING tries a crafty wank in the middle of the field but it's unlikely to go unnoticed by 20,000 people!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You can't seriously be suggesting that you are going to stick that big black fucker up my arse!

You'll spilt me in two man!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That arse is definitely shaggable but the face!

Either I'll do him dogystyle or if I decide������ that I want a 69 it'll have to be an industrialised strength paper bag over the head!

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Who'd want to be a physiotherapist!������������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Wonderful news boys!

I'm going to be a father!

I was sweeping up after the game on Saturday and Kieran Tierney was still in the changing room! Thought I'd take a risk and slipped my hand between his legs!

Bingo! He was up for it so I shagged the arse off him but the fucking condom split!

I suppose I should do the decent thing and offer to give the baby a name!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Allow me to introduce the gorgeous THIERRY CORREIA otherwise known as the CHIMNEY SWEEP of professional football!

Well lads I'm sure there isn't one of you who wouldn't like to run their fingers and tongue through that bush but the big question is

Which one!?

We are spooky for choice! Will it be that beautiful mop of hair atop his head, that lovely morass around his pubes of that filthy sweaty undergrowth sprouting from his arse!

I'll go for the arse myself as I always do!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Excuse me! We ordered skidmarked white undies and this is a shirt!

Can you take this back and bring us what we ordered! Thank you!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't believe it's still bleeding mate! It's a good six hours since I fucked you!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

BRANDON WILLIAMS! The full package and no mistake!

Let's suck him dry boys!������