Sniffing footballers' arses!

[markdee]

I had a wank over Mo Salah yesterday, thinking about spitting in his sweaty ass crack, rimming his hairy hole, cumming over his hairy abs, hair so thick it curls round. Oh man.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I had a wank over Mo Salah yesterday, thinking about spitting in his sweaty ass crack, rimming his hairy hole, cumming over his hairy abs, hair so thick it curls round. Oh man.

Hey Markdee are you telling me you wasted all that cum when you could have shot it straight up his shitter and into the back of the sphincter! GOAL!

Regrettably all the things that we would like to do to Mo are punishable by death in his religion!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look! Nobody wants to see some sort of vomit-inducing slicked photo of players with cheesy grins! As the supporters have said unanimously in their emails

WE ARE PAYING FOR PLAYERS' PUCKERS!

So get round the back get that zoom lens out and home in in those hairy holes!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JACK WILSHIRE!

I really think he should change his surname to WILL FOR SURE cos according to what I have heard that chavvy little bastard will offer his arse up for a packet of salt and vinegar crisps!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another example of players digging deeper than brotherly love demands!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ANTOINE GRIEZMANN!

Now I understand the significance of his surname!

When he is being shagged by a horse hung teammate he calls out

GRIEZ MANN! GRIEZ MANN! I need more GRIEZ MANN!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That fucking bitch that cleans here has nicked my shorts to sniff and I need them for the match! Just cos I shagged her from behind while she was dusting

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GIANLUCA SCAMACCA

I'll give him a smacker right in his cracker!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THOMAS SOUCEK

from Prague! The translation of his surname into English might be SUCK but that's just wishful thinking!

Look at that arse boys!

We need to sign him up for the Premier League shagathon!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CEDRIC GONDO

Hey man did you just sniff my arse when you thought I wasn't looking!

Hey man did you just sniff my arse when I wasn't loo

 

[ludolfo]

In Tennis it was Tim Henman's body that got me going. fair skin and dark hairs really turn me on. great fukin legs, and his reserveded typical English way. he even crouched wating for the ball in such an everrr so polite way LOL. not down and dirty like some of em. well i sent him a dirty message once saying that out of all the tennis players i would choose him to sit on my face knees up armpits!! never got reply back

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In Tennis it was Tim Henman's body that got me going. fair skin and dark hairs really turn me on. great fukin legs, and his reserveded typical English way. he even crouched wating for the ball in such an everrr so polite way LOL. not down and dirty like some of em. well i sent him a dirty message once saying that out of all the tennis players i would choose him to sit on my face knees up armpits!! never got reply back

Being a Brit myself I can understand what you are saying! I remember when he first came on the scene ( no pun intended!) in the early 1990s everybody was praying for the invention of Smelly vision with those tight little buns thrusting themselves against the TV screens! I've sent plenty of loads over the TV screen on the pause button!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here we have JESSE LINGARD and BRANDON WILLIAMS playing SCISSORS CUTS PAPER and showing us their best cum faces!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Judging from this photo JESSE lost and is just priming his arse to receive Brandon's nose and tongue and maybe his cock!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Olympique de Marseille team have been training in the woods!

Two of these naughty boys are not wearing their masks but I suppose when you are giving your teammates the best fucking rim job they've ever had well we have to make allowances!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Each time I am watching a footy match and I have the overriding desire to shove my middle finger up the arse of one of those gorgeous fuckers on the field I am reminded of this song from a TV advert of yesteryear!

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat!
It's full of Cadbury goodness
And very soft and sweet
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat t!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Excuse me there has just been an urgent phone call and your presence is requested so I am the replacement physio!

A problem with his leg! I heard he had a pain in the arse! ( At least he will have by the time I've finished with him!)��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Allow me to present SAM SUTTON from New Zealand!

Rather hot in a nerdy sort of way and just legal lads!

There used to be a rather crude saying about girls who reached a certain age

Old enough to be bleed old enough to butcher!

Whoever gets the privilege of taking this boy's cherry will also be treated to some strawberry jam!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mi

This is a picture of one of my wives!

If you let me fuck you you can have her and I will throw in two of my best camels!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look at the dazed expression on their faces!

They look as if they have been fucked at half time by their respective managers!

I suppose it makes a change from the usual half time oranges!��������