Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

If you look at this picture very carefully and focus on the seat of Sergio's shorts you will notice that there is either a severe grass stain or the mother of all skidmarks!

The jury is still out!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Hello VALENTIN here I am looking up at your arse!

Please land on my face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can you wait till you get into the changing room to do that!?

We need to get on with the game!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Scored in the 90th minute! Now let's see if I can score in the dressing room!������

 

[MusicMan321]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll have that one onnthe far left!

Can't see his face but on a cold winter's day when you are poking the fire you aren't too interested in the state of the roof!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The dreamy Mexican RAUL JIMENEZ of Wolverhampton Wanderers!

If I saw Raul I think my wandering would be over!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Manchester City Bunfest!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous MARC BARTRA!

I wonder if he would be open to BARTRA/BARTER when it cums to his buns!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Presenting headshots of some of the hunkier members of BORUSSIA MOENCHENGLADBACH!!

And if you came home to these gods every night you would be "glad to be back!"

While appreciating their beautiful countenances may I make a plea for some arse shots as well!

Even little Hannes Wolf with his quirky haircut! Mmmmmm can you just see him now boys upended with his feet resting gently on your ankles!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

IBRAHIMA KONATE!

Can only imagine what that filthy black pucker smells and tastes like!

Mmmmmm! Kissing the back of his neck while I am shagging the arse off him!

I am sure many of you will share my sentiments!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The coach told us to stay in this position while he went to look for some lube but he's been gone ages!

I know he was after little Hannes Wolf as well cos he is the youngest of all of us and he has never had a cock up his shitter! I know coach wanted to be the first one in! Maybe he's ploughing him right now!

Well Florian if he doesn't turn up soon I'm afraid I'll have to shag you myself!

Be my guest mate!

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[Sniffademskidz]

A bit off topic I'm afraid but these are the Brownlee brothers! British triathletes!

I think they should change their surname to Brownarse!

Mind you by the time I've finished with them their little puckers won't be brown but bright red!

Aren't they gorgeous boys!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

John Stones of Manchester City!

Arse to die for! Face to cry for!

Still you could always do him doggy style or better still the brown paper bag treatment!

Actually he's probably a really nice guy. He must be if he has a tattoo of his Nan and Grandad on his leg!

That must be a real turn on for his wife seeing the face of an octogenarian bobbing up and down while she's being shagged!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOHANNES MANSKE!

Nothing manky about this boy I'm sure you'll agree apart maybe from the state of his underpants but then none of us who view this thread will complain about that!

UNAI BILBAO



Mmmmm! I can smell his little brown pucker from here!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

The English Premier League in tandem with Italy's Serie A and the German Bundesliga are endeavouring to promote a new initiative regarding anal health and hygiene, the acronym of which is most appropriately AHH!!!!!

It is a signal honour for me to have been chosen to write this report which I have entitled

Skidmarks of the National and International Football Federation

the acronym of which is SNIFF! Once again most apt!

There has been some concern that footballers at the end of the ninety minutes have returned to the dressing room, stepped out of their underpants and gone into the shower leaving the laundry boy to consign them to the laundry basket!

Like any ?sundry boy worth his salt he will have examined each pair very thoroughly and was shocked to report that many of the briefs were in the same prsitine condition as they were before kick iff!mwithiut even the hint of a skidmark!

It would appear that the habits of supporters are changing and where once they would ask for the used shirt or shorts of their favourite player they are now becoming more daring and demanding by asking for match worn dirty sweaty socks and skidmarjed Calvin's!

In an effort to satisfy this new demand played and been requested to be very soaring with soap and water round the pucker area before a match and even after a six point dump! Indeed they have been asked to eile very gently!

In the light of his new development part of my remit is to examine each pair of underpants that are discarded at the end of each match in the English Premier League and skidmarks must be evaluated according to the following set of criteria

Size

Colour

Aroma

Taste

The acronym of which is SCAT!

As you can imagine that is quite a task for one many to perform alone on a Saturday evenin but someone has t coming it I suppose!

Well better get in with it I suppose! No rest for the wicked!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A big apology to one and all as I pressed the wrong key and that last email went out without editing!p and full of typos!

Hope you managed to understand it!

Mea Maxima culpa!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GARETH BALE may look as if he has auditioned for Planet of the Apes but what he lacks in the looks department he sure makes up for in the arse department!

Originally from Wales he will doubtless regale us with that famous song

"I'lll keep a welcome in the hillside!"

Just sniff day shitter boys!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous young boxer HOPE PRICE on the left just before a match!

You can just imagine what his opponent is thinking!
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" I'll destroy this little bugger and then I'll take him out the back and destroy that arse!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ALVARO ODRIOZOLA

Look at that pointed Hapsburg chin and that lovely mop of brown hair boys!

Isn't there something absolutely delicious about him boys!?

So what does the hair protruding from his arse look like let alone smell and taste like!?

One can only wonder!

The stuff that dreams are made of!��������