Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Doubtless you will all be familiar with the public information slogan initiated by the British Transport Police regarding any suspicious package found

See it Say it sorted!

Well given the plethora of fit young men in tight jeans and jogging bottoms a new wing of the police force has been established known as the British Arse Police or BAP for short set up to monitor the state of British male arses!

Their slogan is Sniff it! Lick it! Fuck it!

As our illustrious PM has enjoined us to follow the law and do our duty in these difficult days who are we to argue!

Happy Sniffing one and all!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Following on from my previous comment nobody would say no to a slice of Marcus Rashford but I'm sure that the one arse in the Premier League that we would all like to destroy is that of Jack GREALISH!

Cocky little bugger but scored two against Liverpool last night!

Who in their right mind would pass up the chance to have his ankles resting on their shoulders as they looked into his chavvy little face and pumped three pints of rich cream between those delicious gargantuan buns!?��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

DANIEL PARRA of Mexico!

There's something so horny about that ethnic mix of southern European and native Indian!

I would love to be his hairdresser and surprisingly I would offer to shave his pucker hole for no extra charge!��������

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DANIEL PARRA of Mexico!

There's something so horny about that ethnic mix of southern European and native Indian!

I would love to be his hairdresser and surprisingly I would offer to shave his pucker hole for no extra charge!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PATRICK NAISH of the AFL!

All one can say is that he is very very naish!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JACK GREALISH!

You're dying to sniff his arse aren't you mate!?

Well fill yer boots cos he's just looking at pictures of his girlfriend on his phone and thinking about sucking the milk out of her tits!

He won't even notice as your nose buries its way into that crack!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And it's not just his arse that stinks! Imagine getting yer olfactory gear round those feet and taking those socks as a trophy to be mounted on your living room wall!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SIMON SKARLATIDIS

He might have the face of a rat but who cares when you are rimming that fine arse!

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SIMON SKARLATIDIS

He might have the face of a rat but who cares when you are rimming that fine arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MATHIAS HONSAK I want you in the SAK!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

NICOLAI RAPP!

Just eighteen when this photo was taken! Fresh faced rosy cheeks quirky hairstyle all indications of a beautiful tight little pucker hole just begging to be deflowered!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LUCAS ROSER!

Just wait till this match is over mate! I'll make you fucking moan!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

NOVAK DJOKOVIC

Off topic but just look at that crack! Oh to run my nose up and down it!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't help thinking that HECTOR BELLERIN is about to take a six pound dump! It's certainly a question of assume the position!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love to have seen Beckham and Giggsy get it on together back in the 1990s!



HIRSUTE is the word!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can never get enough of SALAH at prayer!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MARCO VAN GINKEL!

Always suspected him of being a secret undies sniffer!������

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Look at those buns just gagging to escape!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

QUINCY PROMES who judging from that arse is full of PROMISE!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ROBIN KOCH of Germany and ENES UENAL of Turkey! Just make a couple of alterations to their surnames and you have COCK and ANAL! Mmmmm!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MATTY CASH! His wife is so lucky!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MICHAEL DAWSON!

A blast from the past but he's still got a great arse on him!

 

[GinoLoqobox]

I'm obsessed with Messi and his sweet ass