Sniffing footballers' arses!

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JULIO PLEGUEZUELO

The verb PLEGAR in Spanish means to bend in English so the surname PLEGUEZUELO might be translated as either BENDER ( we live in hope!) or bendy!

 

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Good definition on the arse of number eleven who looks about to give the guy in pink a blow job!

 

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Good definition on the arse of number eleven who looks about to give the guy in pink a blow job!

 

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Look at the expression on Tom's face!

He's obviously just been shafted by the ten inch dick on his horse hung black teammate YONAH WISDOM!

Eat yerbheart out Dustin! You just can't compete!��������

 

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GLENN BIJL!

Not quite up to the standard of Hector Bellerin but a good second!����

 

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JOEY VEERMAN and JAN PAUL VAN HECKE!

Straight out of Bel Ami online!

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JOEY VEERMAN and JAN PAUL VAN HECKE!

Straight out of Bel Ami online!

 

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The gorgeous NICK BAKKER!

The buns that launched a thousand cocks!����

 

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The day that little BILLY GILMOUR celebrated his 18th birthday his teammates were conducting a secret raffle in the dressing room and the first prize was the key to his chastity belt and not the key of the door! I wonder who was lucky enough to be the first to stuff that Scottish haggis!

 

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Man you've still got loads of zits! When I was your age I was the same but the doctor prescribed plenty of sex and even marriage! Well I can't offer you marriage but i can offer you plenty of the other!

 

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" A sprained wrist!?

My treatment for that would be a good shafting on the physio table but then that's what I prescribe for anyone who comes to me with a sore throat!"

 

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GARY DICKER on the right!

Well he's had his bitch moaning in ecstasy all night so we know he can DICK 'ER!

What we all want to know is whether he can DICK 'IM!

 

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So far we have had PRESS UPS and COCK UPS and they have just introduced NOSE UPS to the exercise routine!

They're not actually doing it properly in this picture cos it should be pants down and nose in the crack! They are only deemed to have passed this part of the training routine if their nose is brown at the end of it! Otherwise it's

DO IT AGAIN AND GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!

 

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Gorgeous Turkish footballer ANAS TAHIRI!

If you messed about with the letters in his name you could probably come up with something approximating THE HAIRY ANUS!

Would certainly like to find out how hairy it is but for starters he can sit on my face!

 

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OWEN WIJNDAL!

Look how those shorts are riding up his legs but they haven't come to the end of their journey yet!

 

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Twenty year old YUKINARI SUGAWARA "straight" from Japan!

Love how he's smiling in the middle picture! Somebody in the crowd has just shouted to him

" Can you lift your leg a bit higher and then we can all have a whiff of your sushi!?"

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Twenty year old YUKINARI SUGAWARA "straight" from Japan!

Love how he's smiling in the middle picture! Somebody in the crowd has just shouted to him

" Can you lift your leg a bit higher and then we can all have a whiff of your sushi!?"

 

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The stunning OLIVIER BOSCAGLI from France!

One is given to wondering whether he was named after OLIVER TWIST whose most famous utterance was

"Please Sir can I have some more!?"

And lets face it boys who would turn down a second helping of this guy!?

 

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Do you remember ALBERT GUDMUNDSSON the zitty lad who was offered a good shafting as a remedy for his pesky pimples!? Well you can see him above waiting for the first treatment to begin! Below you can see him showing his appreciation at the end of the first week!



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Do you remember ALBERT GUDMUNDSSON the zitty lad who was offered a good shafting as a remedy for his pesky pimples!? Well you can see him above waiting for the first treatment to begin! Below you can see him showing his appreciation at the end of the first week!

 

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So far we have had PRESS UPS and COCK UPS and they have just introduced NOSE UPS to the exercise routine!

They're not actually doing it properly in this picture cos it should be pants down and nose in the crack! They are only deemed to have passed this part of the training routine if their nose is brown at the end of it! Otherwise it's

DO IT AGAIN AND GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!

Bit if a double whammy really!

Look at those black socks!

Just imagine this guy coming round to check your gas supply!

Once he's checked YOUR gas supply you can bend him over and check HIS!��������

 

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The eminently shaggable LUKE THOMAS of Leicester City!

Wonder if he is any relation to JOHN THOMAS! Would certainly like to meet HIM!��������

 

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ERIK LAMELA

I have just coined a new word SWIT!

This is the name given to the combined deposit of sweat and shit that forms on the crack of a player's arse which is then transferred to the seat of his underpants!

ERIK LAMELA gas been good enough to model this for us and volunteers have been asked to cum forward and register their scores on the SWITATHON!