Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

It won't grow by looking at it young man!

Maybe I can give you a hand!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

RICCARDO CALAFIORI

That's the idea! Shirt off then shorts and then grab your ankles!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PABLO MARI!

Sex on legs!

It's too fucking cold to be blown out here in the stands! Are you sure this is BE KIND TO A STEWARD day!?



Sit on my fucking face you beautiful cunt!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MORTEN HJULMAND

Wonder if that is the translation of HUGE MOUND!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GIANLUCA DI CHIARA

Nice definition on the legs! Just like a horse

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Completely off topic but to run my nose along the crack of his arse! Ooooo man!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOE ROSE Rugby player!

My cock certainly RISE when I saw him!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ANADOU DANTE!

I wonder if he is related to Dante Alighieri who wrote PARADISE as part of a trilogy! He certainly knew what he was talking about!

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Don't know who the fuck these two are but I thought they would make a nice pairing!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice arse but once again can't remember who owns it! ( I think we'd all like to !)��������

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Same comment as above!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I know you wanted me to be comfortable before conducting this interview about my time in the Youth team but did I really need to take my jeans off!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

WILFRED ZAHA of Crystal Palace!

Did you know that when he is shagging his bitch they have to keep all the windows closed cos his erect cock is so massive that the first time he fucked her she ended up in the garden! ��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

God I'm so fucking bored sitting here! Does anyone wanna rim my arse!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is LUCAS PAQUETA!

And what a PAQUETA he has got!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

granit xhaka!

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LAUTARO MARTINEZ!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous KAI HAVERTZ of Chelsea!

Something so sexy about a player in bobble hat and trackies! My nose is drawn irresistibly like a magnet to the seat of those trackie bottoms whether they be blue ,grey or black!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone remember that sing of yesteryear entitled MELLOW YELLOW!

I would rewrite it for ANTOINE GRIEZMANN with the title of

SMELLOW YELLOW!��������

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HARRY MAGUIRE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thomas Muller you lucky bastard to be rubbing tits with KINGLSEY COMAN possibly my favourite black man on earth!

I'd flip him onto his front and the rest would be history!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's dangerous to run with your mouth full mate! If what you've just tasted is warm white and wet you should savour it!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Watch out JYE that geezer is about to grab your bollocks!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous PATRICK LIPINSKI



Well he's doing me straight after the game at 5pm!How about behind the club hut about 530!? I've heard he's got an enormous cock and it might take him a while to build up momentum!