Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Look son you're a wonderful striker with a lot of potential!

I know you think your teammates are going to make fun of you in the showers because of your baby carrot but it's your fucking arse they're interested in not your cock!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" Thank you coach for believing in me so much that you want to give me extra coaching out here in the middle of the forest where we are totally isolated and there is not a soul within miles to disturb us!

So this is a new exercise designed to firm up the buttocks and you have chosen me as the guinea pig to trial it!

Wow! Thank you so much coach!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought that you promoted hygiene within a sporting environment and now you are telling me only to wipe lightly after my morning dump in an effort to leave a respectable skidmark in my Calvin's!?

Really confused now coach! Who would be interested in having a pair of my skidded undies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous FINN STOKKERS!



What a threesome!

FINN STOKKERS

ANDRIJA BALIC

JORRIT SMEETS

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I need your big black cock and I need it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

The guy begging for the black mamba is MASAYA OGUKAWA

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOSE ANGEL POZO!

The word POZO is Spanish for WELL ( that contains water!) And all one can really say when faced with this vision of loveliness is

WELL WELL WELL!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

See above post!

I am reminded of the old children's nursery rhyme

Ding dong bell

Pussy's in the well!

Mmmmmm!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I want to see the boy in the middle take both cocks as the prelude to a Helix Academy video!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CAN COSKUN



MAXIM GULLIT

Two fine arses!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

NOUSSAIR MAZRAOUI!

He's just blown his best friend in the dressing room and he's "come out" onto the pitch with his mouth still full!

So dangerous! The boy could choke!



Look at the outline of that purple head boys!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

BRIAN PLAT fine arse!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm gonna let me fingers do the walking! Straight up your arse mate!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just trying to get an idea of how big you are mate and whether I'm gonna need to lube up my arse after the match!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is surfer ALEX LIBBY looking just like something from CARRY ON SCREAMING but I bet he bangs like a shithouse door in a gale especially with all that extra strength and energy as he metamorphoses into a monster!



Looking slightly more human here!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Congratulations on being chosen for the first team!

You needn't have bothered to shave yourself as we provide a special service but while you are shaving your face I'll get the razor going on the cheeks of your arse!

After all you don't want lots of nasty smelly hairs protruding from your arsehole when the owner of the club turns up for his annual Christmas treat and rims all the best looking players!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OLIVIER GIROUD and GRANIT XHAKA!

Who's the SHAKA/SHAGGER!?

Well it's not GRANIT!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HECTOR BELLERIN taking a photo which is a bit of a novelty as any camera within a radius of ten miles is normally focused on his beautiful bum!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

WILLY BOLY!?

Well will he or won't he!?��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't even remember who this is but it's a decent pair of buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous BEN GARRITY!