Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't fucking believe this! We're a too class club and this is the second time in a week that the showers are broken!

We really appreciate you offering to give us a tongue bath Nick!

If I climb on top of Ross you ought to be be able to clean both our arses in a sort of sweeper movement and save saliva at the same time! Thanks mate!

No worries Will!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You should have told us that you suffer from dry skin between the cheeks Jack!

We normally have some Betnovate cream in stock but we've run out so I'll try and soothe it with my tongue and hopefully that will make it more comfortable for you before the match!

It's no fun running around and the sweat running down your crack will definitely exacerbate the problem!

We'll check it out when the match is over and if it's no better I've got some special hot white cream that cums from a red tube! That should do the trick!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No

So have you always wanted to be a footballer son!?

No I wanted to be a lawyer but I wasn't bright enough to pass the exams!

Really!?

Technology's amazing innit!? I mean whoever would have thought I needed to be tied up to this machine just to have my eyes tested!



That's amazing! So you can tell whether I've got glaucoma just by sticking your fingers in my arse!?

Wow! It's an amazing world innit Mr.Swallows!?

Yep It is amazing Terry and I thank the Lord for gorgeous hunky guys who haven't got two brain cells to rub together!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you poke about a bit further Mr.Swallows will my eyesight improve!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Are we done here yet!?

Nearly there son! Just got to do the fluid test!

What's that!! Never heard of it!?

We just need to take a sample of semen, urine and faeces and try and get some milk from those lovely tits of yours!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous ANGUS DIOR!



Off with thosee boots Angus and let's have a sniff!



Totally shagworthy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

KASEY PALMER!



KASEY and MEITE!

And that arse does indeed look MEATY!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is ANDY ROBERTSON!



And this is ROBINSON with the nice tight white arse!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is sexy Italian footballer PAOLO



Here he is in his tighty whities!



This is his sweet little virgin pucker!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here is the club owner just checking what he has bought!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These two footballers were caught fighting in the dressing room so the coach encouraged them to kiss and make up although this may be going above and beyond the call of duty!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jack is such a horny sexy little fucker that just about every member of the team has run their nose up the crack of his arse at some point ! Even the straight boys just had to see what all the fuss was!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Scientists have discovered that a new strain of Covid which enters the human body via the rectum can now be combatted by means of healing properties that are to be found in human saliva!

Given this information officials of the English Premier League have arranged for each player to have their pucker hole coated in human saliva from the tongues of specially trained volunteers before and after each match!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is 21 year old KYLE FERGUSON who plays for Hadleigh United whoever the fuck they are ! Somewhere in South Essex I believe!

Just look at his beautiful brown eyes!

Young men like to be colour coordinated so I bet he's got some nice brown skidmarks to match!��������

I so need to find out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

KAI HAVERTZ training yesterday afternoon while thinking how he's going to see the New Year between the legs of his bitch!

I'll be spurring him on with my nose VIRTUALLY wedged up hi arse! ��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I just love these bonding huddles and these Sushi suckers are no exception!

Look at the sweat running down the arse of number nine!

That needs a tongue on it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Swimmer PARK TAE HWAN!

Get yer hand down the back of those trunks and get as many fingers wedged up his arse as you can before the cameras zoom in!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MICK SCHUMACHER gorgeous son of hunky father!



Hey Fido you've got your tongue out and there's a nice arse for the licking thereof!

IT'S BEHIND YOU!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Look son we all know that you want to play for the first team but you're only the fucking cleaner!

If you can take our three cocks at the same time in that tight little virgin pucker of yours then I'll make sure you are in the starting line-up next Saturday!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm not really supposed to let anyone into the rooms without authorisation but if you tell me that you have to carry out a special drugs test before he goes out onto the field this afternoon then who am I to argue!?

Does it matter that he's still asleep!?