Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice purple head!��������

 

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ISLA!

Lovely arse on him!

Do you remember that song by Madonna

LA ISLA BONITA!?

Well Bonita means pretty in Spanish!

 

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I've heard of being" up at the crack of dawn" but never heard of being "up at the crack of Chris!������"

 

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The horniest photo of BRANDON WILLIAMS that I have seen so far!

If he opened those lips now you would be sure to see my purple head poking out cos my cock is so far up his arse!

 

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MILES WELCH-HAYES of my team Colchester United in last night's match against scummy Scunthorpe!

Sweet little package he's got!

I once asked him for his autograph and he told me that he didn't have a pen so I told him to whip his todger out and make the mark X of Miles Welch-Hayes with his semen! I told him that if he had any difficulty obliging I was happy to insert a couple of fingers in his arse crack to get the juices flowing!��������

 

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That's definitely JAN BEDNAREK on the left but who can claim ownership of that fine pair of buns centre stage!?

 

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DANIEL DIDAVI

Impressive zit there just waiting to be squeezed!

The solution to site is not creams and pills but more horizontal jogging!

 

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LUKE THOMAS of LEicester!

Such a chavvy face!

One mustn't judge a book by the cover but would love to hear him give an interview in the hope that he can produce words of more than one syllable!

If he's anything like his uncle JOHN THOMAS he'll have a decent package at least!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The tattooed legs belong to 37 year old ALESSANDRO DIAMANTI!

I've just googled him of for a face pic and if you are thinking of shagging him 69 you might need to take a brown paper bag with you! Not a pretty sight!��������

 

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BARTOLOMIEJ DRAGOWSKI!

I've just googled this guy only to discover that he was born in 1997 which must be a misprint!

If not and he is in fact only 23 what on earth will he look like at 40!

Definitely up there with INZAGHI CRESPO and GIGGS!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

alessio da cruz!

 

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ILKAY DURMUS!

Well Durmus sounds very much like dermis which we all know means skin!

It's important to be happy in your own skin and in anyone else's!��������

 

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Super fit PHIL FODEN!

 

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WILFRIED ZAHA chatting up the opposition!

 

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DOMINIC CALVERT LEWIN in serious need of some TLC!

 

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HECTOR BELLERIN!

The arse that keeps on giving!��������

 

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The decline and fall of a sexy Italian footballing god!

FILIPPO INZAGHI

I used to cum buckets over this guy who at 47 now seems to be a shadow of his former self!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He seems to have had several girlfriends but has never married so to borrow a phrase from an English sitcom of yesteryear "he is so far back in the closet he's in fucking Narnia!"

I did happen to see a nice picture of his arse the other day and that still seems tight as a drum so some things never change!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The English Premier League has announced that in an effort to improve team bonding amongst its players a new activity is to be introduced!

Measurements are to be taken of the pucker holes and the noses of each player in order to find the right match ( no pun intended) when it comes to the arse sniffing event!

The erstwhile expression " they fit like a hand in a glove" is now to be replaced by

"It fits like a nose in a pucker!��������"

 

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DOMINIC CALVERT LEWIN!

I bet his tighty whities have got the mother of all skidmarks !

I'd ride the fucking arse off him !��������