Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

So if this little baby pitched up on the shores of your country begging for political asylum and you were the customs officer would you tell him to go back to where he came from or would you drag him into the woods and shag him senseless and then say " Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay in our beautiful country!"��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This could have been arguably one of the best pictures of the BELLERIN buns if the photo had been in focus! Grrr!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another great picture of KEVIN TRAPP! Can't express how much I desire to sniff those feet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think those buns belong to CEDRIC SOARES although I couldn't put my hand on my heart especially if it were somewhere else!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

However I would be willing to bet that these belong to MASON HOLGATE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One finger ok but if that refers to one fist then I'm afraid it's a no no! My tight little Spanish pucker is virgin territory and needs to be broken in gently!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One can only imagine that the terrified look on their faces indicates that they were involved in some unmentionable voice from the sky rumbled
"Hey boys! You've been rumbled!"��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LEONARDO SPINAZZOLA!

" Grow you bugger grow! A talent scout from the English Premier League is in the stadium and he buys players according to the size of their sausages!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Personally if I had a button mushroom I'd be unlikely to publicize the fact but there is no accounting for taste if you will pardon the pun! Maybe he will be signed up as that little chap is unlikely to impede his performance when he is running down the wing!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If I catch you on top of my boyfriend again I'll beat the shit out of you so you've been warned!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CHRIS SMALLING!

A clear candidate for the PMP club and I bet he's a grower too!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure who this guy is but he's obviously traumatized that black guy with the mother of all farts!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry boys! I'm so bad at putting a name to an arse and I'm getting worse!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This would be such a great pairing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

COURTNEY SENIOR of my local team Colchester United is a dead ringer for the guy in yellow from Wolverhampton Wanderers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MARTIN CACERES and ANTOINE GRIEZMANN!

Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous 19 year old RADU DRAGUSIN from Romania!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Cricketer HARRY PODMORE!

Maybe it's time for him to change his surname to PROD MORE!

What's your name!?"
"PRODMORE!"
With the greatest of pleasure!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look at the buns on 2 and 4!

The number 2 is called JASON SAAB!



Would love to see number 2 doing a number 2!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PAULO DYBALA's feet seem disproportionate to the rest of his body but we all know what they say about a man with big feet so let's not complain boys!