Sniffing footballers' arses!

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SAM WICKS of the AFL!

Here he is again among teammates! What a sniffathon that would be!

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The very sniffathon!��������

 

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"Please just give me a chance! I've supported Manchester United since I was knee high to a grasshopper! I'll do anything to be associated with this club! If you can't use me on the field you can see that I have something to stir people's tea with in the cafe and you can use me as a draught excluder in the winter and I have something between my legs guaranteed to unblock any troublesome sink!

 

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It's gratifying to see that neanderthal love -making techniques are alive and kicking quite literally!��������

 

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GERARD DEFOLU !

Not sure whether he is trying to photograph his perineum for medical research!��������

 

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"So to qualify for a place in the first team I have to spin the ball on the tip of my cock for at least ten seconds!" It just used to be shots on goal!

 

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The gorgeous JOSH DAICOS of the AFL!

 

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JAMES RODRIGUEZ eminently qualified to join the PMP/PDP club!����

 

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GERARD PIQUE!

The French verb "piquer" means "to sting!"

I bet he's got a sting in HIS tail but I expect we would have to ask his wife about that!��������

 

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"Look son I really appreciate the fact that you have worn this jock strap with a view to giving me easier access to your pucker but what really gets me going is the smell of a decent skidmark in the seat of my boy's underpants! You have deprived me of this pleasure!

Just stick to your dirty white Calvin's in future and if you're arse is funky enough then stick they most definitely will!"����������

 

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18 year old Harvey Elliott of Liverpool!

 

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JOE GOMEZ ready to poke the purtis Curtis arse egged on by Harvey Elliott!

 

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The two couples who have reached the final of the Strictly CUM dancing tournament!

 

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JOAO FELIX and DIEGO LAINEZ!

If you are a consummate arse sniffer you ought to be able to tell which arse belongs to which player by being blindfolded and sniffing your way in!

 

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This sort of picture needs no comment at all but it must be embarrassing for a player to see himself caught on camera fondling the tight arse of an opposition player in a world where few players have had the courage to cum out!

 

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I love the artistic manner in which such quasi symmetrical images are displayed!

The guy in orange is WILL VAULKS!

 

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JAMES RODRIGUEZ is going to make sure that his wife is one happy woman after this match and she probably won't be able to sit down for a week!��������

 

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Does anybody else find pictures of guys in grey sweatpants and trackies a real turn-on!?

Can't put my finger on why but there are certainly lots of places where I would love to put my finger!��������

 

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WILL VAULKS!

" For fuck's sake mate! Have some respect! They are playing the Welsh national anthem and you think you are demonstrating your patriotism by sticking a daffodil up my arse!?��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Yep that's definitely you Will with your ankles resting on the shoulders of the club physio and being shagged senseless! So if you don't want these photos to be published I expect to see you on the back seat of my car with your fucking legs in the air after the match tomorrow! Here's a set of keys so make sure you assume the position before I get there!"

 

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52 year old Italian coach RALF SANTELLI!

Could be a stand in for Nosferatu if they ever decide to do a remake of the film!��������