Sniffing footballers' arses!

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

Gorgeous 23 year old Colombian ANDRES ANDRADE who shares the same birthday as me (23 February) and composer GEORG FREDERICK HANDEL and writer SAMUEL PEPYS!

JK ROWLING and ELTON JOHN may still be composing but PEPYS and HANDEL are very definitely DEcomposing!

As for Andres Andrade he can tinkle on my ivories and stroke my quill whenever he likes!&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56837;&#55358;&#56611;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

I'm sure it won't have escaped many of you that cheeky chavvy boys BRANDON WILLIAMS and PHIL FODEN are exactly the same age! Has anyone ever considered what a wonderful pairing they would make and how their joint 21st birthday celebrations might ensue!

Just close your eyes boys and savour the delights of those two together! The possibilities are legion!&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56840;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

That dirty smelly chavvy crack just drives me wild!&#55357;&#56840;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

MATTY CASH just demonstrating his eligibility for the PMP/PDP club!

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

You are arguably the tallest goalie we've ever had on the youth team! We just wanted to see if there was anyway we could get your middle leg to the same length as the other two! We've got some ideas if you are willing to co-operate!&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56837;&#55358;&#56611;&#55357;&#56840;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

PABLO MARI and the arse belongs to BELLERIN (and Daddy!)&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56837;&#55358;&#56611;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

There's something rather vomit-inducing about covering all that flesh in meaningless black ink! Is this meant to be the LION KING!? Maybe in the case of BRANDON WILLIAMS it is supposed to signify the LOIN KING which might be more appropriate!
Personally I have never seen the attraction of covering oneself in all that human graffiti and suffering into the bargain!

I have just broken my arm and it was quite sufficient for the surgeon simply to indicate the offending elbow with a black marker pen!

Nice nips though Brandon baby!&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56837;&#55358;&#56611;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

One or two zits there Daniel! Maybe too much fast food and not enough fast horizontal jogging!&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56837;&#55357;&#56840;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 29, 2021

For anyone not certain who is lurking under there it is gorgeous MASON GREENWOOD!
Why hide all.that beauty under a woolly hat and scarf!?
It's not that cold and even if it is I'll soon warm you up!&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56837;&#55358;&#56611;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 30, 2021

JOHN STONES definitely into the PMP/PDP club and here he is allowing PHIL FODEN to sample the goods!

Sniffademskidz · Apr 30, 2021

Allow me to present to you FERREIRA but it's not the FERREO ROCHER with whom you are all so familiar although the chocolate from his arse and the nuts from his ballsack would probably compare favourably with anything you found in one of those chocolate compilations!&#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56837;&#55358;&#56611;&#55357;&#56840;

Sniffademskidz · Apr 30, 2021

PAU TORRES and NICOLAS PEPE would certainly make a very attractive 99 combination for all those who remember the soft white ice cream with a big chocolate log thrust into the top of it!

Sniffademskidz · Apr 30, 2021

PABLO MARI is absolutely horrified to think that the referee is accusing him of sticking two fingers up PAU TORRES' arse but there's a telltale smile on PAU'S lips so will we ever know the truth of it!?