Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

If any of you are amateur astronomers you may doubtless be interested in the mystery of the black hole!

And here's one black hole that we would all like to explore whether we be astronomers or not!

PAUL POGBA!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't remember this guy's name! I think it is HURISTIC but I'm not sure!

What a cum face!

 

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What a delicious threesome! Dominic Calvert-Lewin Richarlison and the unidentifiable one in the middle!

 

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DARYL JAENMAT!

He's a big boy! His wife will never have to look elsewhere! Straight into the PMP/PDP club with you young man!

 

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LUCAS HERNANDEZ!

Just a bit further down mate! Thanks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

See who can take the mobile phone out of the back of his shorts without his noticing! Sod that! I d rather see how far I can get my nose up the crack of his arse!

 

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20 year old German MICK GUDRA giving extra weight to Newton's law of gravity!

 

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19 year old NATHAN PATTERSON fresh faced and thinking of sucking every drop of milk from the tits of his virginal girlfriend!

And here he is about to empty every drop of cum from his bollocks into her tight little pussy! First time for both of them! Look at that cum face boys!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

More of the "up and cumming" young BERNARDO CALDEIRA!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Right girls you understand the rules! We blindfold you and you crawl along the front of the line on your hands and knees! You can sniff, lick and fondle each package and when you reach the end of the line you have to identify your boyfriend or husband! It really is a memory test and so much more interesting than that boring old Kim's game that we use to play as children!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't forget to give their feet a good sniff too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Excuse me Sir I think you are occupying my seat but I won't hold it against you! Well cum to think of I might hold it against you! Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" wow! I must have missed that when I read through the contract! So all members of the youth team are entitled to a haircut, free shave and free "rosebudicure!"
Well thanks for letting me know about the rosebudicure buddy!

 

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LEWIS HOLTBY!

Just so gorgeous!

 

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Jack Grealish may have the dirtiest, smelliest ,most sniffable ,lickable and shaggable arse in the history of football but he has an enormous amount to learn about colour co-ordination and fashion sense in general! However I am sure that Messrs Armani and Valentino would be happy to measure him for some new clothes!

 

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23 year old tennis player TAYLOR FRITZ is already a daddy! How I would like him to read me a bedtime story!

 

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I used to love that programme CASH IN THE ATTIC! although try as I might I have never been able to find anything in MY attic that compares with MATTY CASH!

 

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DOMINIC unpronounceable surname SLOBBERTITS! Looking mighty fine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One two three four...poke dat pussy till it's sore!
Five six ....stroke dem tits!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is it a bird! Is it a plane!

No it's AXEL TUANZEBE just cumming in to land!

Well I will be very happy to take charge of the fuel injection and greasing up his axel!

I will even try and get a little tune out of his Congo bongos!