Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Would so love to be laid in my coffin with a pair of his skidded tighty whitie Calvin's resting on my nostrils!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here we see Norwich captain GRANT HANLEY thrusting his middle finger between the arse cheeks of his injured teammate KENNY MCLEAN!
Whether this a customary way for these two players to greet each other or not it is still f**king horny!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PADDY BAMFORD looking as rough as hell as if he hasn't showered for a week or changed his underpants! I bet they f**king stink!

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The TIERNEY arse is always good value!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you saw this picture in the Louvre the caption would probably read

" This is how it feels to have the devil knocking on your back door!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ANTOINE GRIEZMANN!

Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to slip his feet put of those boots after 90 minutes of activity and give them the full works!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Griezmann buns looking mighty fine there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This photo would tend to suggest that the the two Norwich boys are pretty good mates and that the ramming of the middle finger up McLean's arse was probably not an act of sexual abuse!



Would love to see that bear on the left take possession of McClean!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Somebody once said

"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts!"

However I think we can make an exception in the case of 24 year old JONATHAN ASPROPOTAMITIS who is quite clearly the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Two welcome addenda to the above!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I believe this photo was taken in 1994 which would make DAVID BECKHAM a youthful 19!

Nice feet! Ah to have the sweaty socks that encased them for 90 minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OSCAR RODRIGUEZ and GONCALO GUEDES!

Anybody like to hazard a guess as to what is on the seat of those orange shorts!?

"Grassy arse!" I suppose which as a linguist I can tell you is NOT the pronunciation of the Spanish word for "thank you" GRACIAS!

 

[jockofstrap]

The pure aroma of man scent.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Man this picture is just so erotic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you see a picture like this you are dying to see the caption but it is usually a letdown!

"Players celebrate their team's victory!"
When it could have been something like
" Goalie whips down his team mates shorts and beats out a tune on their bare arses!"

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When you see a picture like this you are dying to see the caption but it is usually a letdown!

"Players celebrate their team's victory!"
When it could have been something like
" Goalie whips down his team mates shorts and beats out a tune on their bare arses!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

 

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Not sure whether this is an instruction to the young player regarding the deflowering of the opposition!

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Not sure whether this is an instruction to the young player regarding the deflowering of the opposition!

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Not sure whether this is an instruction to the young player regarding the deflowering of the opposition!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And we see that the deflowering process is already underway!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"OK Hector so if you can remember to bring me your dirty socks and underpants for examination at the end of each day!"

"I appreciate your thoroughness but it is my elbow that's giving me the problem!"

I.understand but you are a Premier League player and we need to explore every avenue and make sure that we have covered every angle!"

"That's so comforting! Thank you very much!"

"By the way I will need to hang on to your underwear for my research!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Paulo Dybala is arguably the most youthful looking footballer in the game! He is 27 but could be taken for 17!

Has he done a deal with the devil like Dorian Gray and sold not his soul to Lucifer but his match worn socks and tightie whities! Lucky Lucifer!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

florian fritz!