Sniffing footballers' arses!

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20year old JUSUF GAZIBEGOVIC!

Would soon have those blue socks off his feet for a good sniff!

 

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Nice pic of 31 year old JOEL WARD!

 

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You have probably heard of the musical "SINGING IN THE RAIN ! "Well this is :MINGING IN THE RAIN "cos this boy hasn't changed his socks and pants for a couple of days!

 

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Totally off topic and a propos of nothing when I saw this photo I was reminded of my paternal grandfather who sired 14 children!

A lifetime spent in the navy he never exceeded the rank of Able Seamen and once the last of his numerous progeny arrived on the scene the A in his title was dropped and all written correspondence referred to him as ABLE SEMEN!

 

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GAETANO CASTROVILLI
Show us yer willy!

 

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27 year old Chilean ERICK PULGAR!

"Pulgar" is the Spanish word for "thumb"

which puts us in mind of the old English nursery rhyme

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "what a good boy am I!"

Thumbs and plums! Mmmm! Sends the imagination soaring!

 

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DECLAN RICE at his chavvy best!

 

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This is 29 year old DAN BURN! I can't help thinking that he would make such a nice pairing with BEN WHITE! Neither is exactly drop dead gorgeous in that classical sense but ......

 

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However the definition on BEN'S BUNS is indeed most promising!



Bromance or Romance here!?

 

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I'm not a great advocate of footballers covering themselves with ink but every so often you see a rather erudite inscription !

Here for example we see a Latin.inscription coined by a Roman emperor

VENI VIDI VICI

which for the uninitiated translates as

I CAME I SAW I CONQUERED!

However looking at PABLO MAFFEO what was probably running through his mind at the time the tattooist was working his magic was

I CAME

SHE'S SORE

I BONKED HER!

 

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That beautiful arse belongs to JAY FULTON of Swansea!

Judging by his decent pair of low hangers maybe he should change his name by deed poll to JAY FULLPACKAGE!

 

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ALEX MOWATT of Barnsley is clearly going to take full advantage of his opponent's ASSETS!

 

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DAVID BROOKS and MADS ROESLEV RASMUSSEN would make a lovely pairing! Isn't that guy in white a dead ringer for the actor that played BILLY ELLIOT in the film!?

 

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The gorgeous guy on the left could be CHRIS WOOD but I am not sure!

Whoever he is I definitely WOOD and I know that judging from the expression on Jack Cork's face he definitely wood too!

Once you've uncorked a bottle of that particular vintage Jack you won't need to put the top back on the bottle!

 

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The gorgeous Adam Traore! Would love to be bitten by his black mamba!

 

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Another example of a football.mabager who.has let himself go!

At just 52 thus is SINISA Mihailovic!

I'm not sure about Sinisa! It's certainly "sinister" how one can punish one's own body!

 

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However to sugar the pill of that rather gross image I give you the beautiful OUSMANE DEMBELE!

 

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For fuck's sake Jay you took two fingers last night! A big brave boy like you should be able to manage at least one fist or maybe two!

 

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Come on Jay! We can't start the sponsored foot sniffathon till you've got your shoes off! Think of all those little children in Africa who will benefit from the fact that some dirty old pervert has paid fifty quid to worship your plates of meat!

 

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Come on Jay! You're gonna luv it man! I've got a sclong that's guaranteed to tickle your fancy wherever that may be!