Sniffing footballers' arses!

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SERGIO REGUILON!

That woman is so lucky! She can lick the chocolate from.his rosebud whenever she wants! The question is which of these chocolate bars does it most taste like!?

 

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JIE BRYAN!

I wonder if the tattooist managed to get a crafty sniff of his arse while he was doing the tattoo! Joe must have been face down for a good while!



As far as I can see the tattoo is of a grizzly bear! Well I certainly wouldn't be gruizzling if I saw Joe's arse bear/bare!



No chance of those shorts slipping down with what's inside them!

 

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" Are you fucking deaf or something!? We want your dirty pants and socks for a charity auction!

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" Are you fucking deaf or something!? We want your dirty pants and socks for a charity auction!

 

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SAM LAVELLE from RIMMSVILLE Arizona

 

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39 year old ROGIER MEIJER!

No oil painting but still got a decent body!

 

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More of JOE BRYAN and his riveting rear!

 

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The gorgeous 20 year old YURI ALBERTO!

 

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You have to remember son that in this game half the crowd come to see the football and the other half just want to catch a glimpse of a player bending over! It's bums on seats laddie and in order to achieve that we have to get the best bums in shorts and when you flash those little babies at the crowd they are gonna be cumming back time after time!

 

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This is all part of a drive on the part of management to get players to the peak of physical fitness! So in this particular exercise you need to squat down as far as you can ensuring that your little brown pucker makes contact with my nose! Once you've done 50 of those we can move on to the next piece of apparatus ok!?

 

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"So could you give us some feedback on the management's new TRAINING IN.THE OUTBACK scheme for the academy team!?"

"Well let's just say that the sort of shots on goal they wanted to practise couldn't really be done in a stadium in full view of spectators! I'm sorry I need to get home and rub some cream between the cheeks of my arse! My hole is burning after the pounding it's taken today!"

 

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Nice view of the CHILWELL arse which I have rebaptized the SMELLWELL arse ( if he bought a pub he could call it the SMELLWELL ARMS!)

 

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He could offer a "scratch and sniff" facility for all loyal customers!

 

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I was somewhat insensed yesterday to discover that a subscriber of FAMOUS MALES had put forward MASON MOUNT for the title of REAR OF THE YEAR!

Is there really anything to compare with the arse of Saint Jack of the Grealish!?

It is firm but meaty! It displays such fine definition when stretched against a pair of tighty white Calvin's or white shorts! I'm sure there are few rears to compare for smelliness and flavour with the possible exception of HECTOR BELLERIN!

 

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28 year old RUSLAN MALINOVSKYI displaying some very respectable bun definition!

 

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More of the gorgeous 20 year old DOMINIC SZOBOSLAI

And here he is with socks over his knees like some1940s Hollywood actress about to peel off her stockings!

Would be so happy to help him take off those socks and give them a good sniff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In an effort to promote religious tolerance in 16th Century England Elizabeth I once said

"I have no wish to make windows into men's souls!"

However nearly 500 years down the line I wouldn't mind

"Making windows into men's holes!"

 

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Here we have DRIES DE BONDT trying to show us that Heaven does in fact lie between the cheeks of a cyclist's arse!

 

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Admittedly off topic but three gorgeous boxers that simply had to be commented on!

ROB FONT
BRUNO SILVA
RICARDO RAMOS!

 

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TRENT ALEXANDER ARNOLD!

Just waiting for you to get shot of those red shorts and put on some green ones so that we can enter in an authorised fashion!

 

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LUCAS HERNANDEZ!

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The gorgeous JOE WILLOCK!