Sniffing footballers' arses!

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22 year old Argentinian tennis player FRANCISCO CERUNDOLO!

You.must be tired from squatting like that for so long! Why not rest your weary buns on my face!?

 

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This face is only available to the tight little arses of nubile tennis players in their early twenties!

 

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The gorgeous 21 year old JAKUB MODER!

 

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You really should have read the contract through carefully rather than just focusing on the salary and signing!

Article 25 subsection 12
" and by the terms of this agreement the player here undersigned shall make his pucker hole accessible to the club manager as and when the latter should wish to avail himself of it!"

Well young man I wish to avail myself of it as soon as this press conference is over and in your hotel room!"

Smile for the camera there's a good boy!"

 

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In a subsequent press conference the look on Jakub's face makes it clear to us that he realises exactly what he has done and how desperately he needs a tube of Betnovate cream for his little rosebud!

 

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The original SEX ON LEGS!

 

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"So PAU TORRES you are telling us that this eighteen year old A level student came to the dressing room after the match, took down her panties and handed them to you asking you for your autograph!?"

"Yes that is correct!"

"And do you deny signing those panties with your name!?"

"Yes I do! They were so soaking wet that when I tried to write my name the ink ran everywhere!"

 

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22 year old TOMAS CHANCALAY



Mmmmm!

 

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I bet those babies register at least 7.2 on the STINKER scale and if they are anything to go by your pucker will be at least 8.1 on the SPHINCTER scale!

Hopefully when I get inside you we can manage at least 9.0 on the RICHTER scale!

 

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"Sorry young man those socks are way too clean!

You are the weakest stink! Goodbye!"

 

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Let's hear it for fluffy tanned pins that squeak with a Scouse accent!"

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That's one fine arse on JAMES RODRIGUEZ!

 

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Never been able to identify this chap! Face of a weasel but just look at the definition on those buns!

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Never been able to identify this chap! Face of a weasel but just look at the definition on those buns!

 

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There's just something about Asians and their tight little buns!

 

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FILIPPO INZAGHI may be only 47 and ageing worse than RIP VAN WINKEL but back in the day PIPPO and BOBBO ( Cristian Vieti)were a famous bromance and if you look at these two in.this photo maybe there is more to.it than.meets.the eye!

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FILIPPO INZAGHI may be only 47 and ageing worse than RIP VAN WINKEL but back in the day PIPPO and BOBBO ( Cristian Vieti)were a famous bromance and if you look at these two in.this photo maybe there is more to.it than.meets.the eye!

 

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The second guy from the right does it for me! Would love to sniff those socks after a 60 mile cycle race and then run my nose along the seat of those cycling shorts!

 

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Australian cyclist CHRIS HAMILTON boasting that the snake wrapped round his neck couldn't compare with the snake in his trousers and in its fully erect state could send his girlfriend through the bedroom window with very little effort!

 

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Australian cyclist CHRIS HAMILTON boasting that the snake wrapped round his neck couldn't compare with the snake in his trousers and in its fully erect state could send his girlfriend through the bedroom window with very little effort!

 

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Theo Walcott on the left and Cunha on the right!

What delicious symmetry!

 

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The delicious BALE buns!

 

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I almost feel that that sweet little arse in blue on the left was specially designed to fit my nose!

"Little boy blue come blow up your horn!"