Sniffing footballers' arses!

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I've always preferred spearmint to peppermint!

 

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GRANIT XHAKA and NACHO MONREAL!

Now that's a pairing I'd like to see!

 

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BEN CHILWELLand BILLY GOLMOUR!

And yet another horny chavvy pair!

 

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One wonders what the significance of the number 3 might be! To date I can only think of one piece of meat and two veg!

 

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BRANDON WILLIAMS is sporting a respectable semi there! All he can see in front of him is a pair of firm breasts with massive pert nipples with the milk oozing from them just waiting for his lips to suck them dry like a new born baby! And who can blame him quite frankly when you see what those tits are attached to!

 

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"Fill yer boots Brandon! She's feeding you milk so don't forget to reciprocate like a gentleman and feed her pussy the finest cream!"

 

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I don't think it's Gianni Serra's arse that is turning Eden Hazard on! Probably more the thought of some Post Match Pussy!

 

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As for the man that invented lycra not only should he have been given a knighthood he should also have been canonized!

 

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And here he is ! The very man who in 1958 blessed our world with the invention of spandex and lycra!

Let's hear it for MISTER JOSEPH SHIVERS!

 

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Let's just pause fir a moment and consider some of the finest arses to be seen in.other sports!

The gorgeous gymnast MAX WHITLOCK once plagued by acne now seems to be completely free of it since he's been banging his wife on a regular basis!

Just look at that tight arse in blue trackie bottoms!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Tennis rarely disappoints with arses such as those belonging to MESSRS TSISIPAS and DJOKOVIC!

 

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I remember when TIM HENMAN first came on the scene in the early 1990s! I thought I had died and gone to Heaven when I saw those gorgeous buns thrusting themselves in the direction of my olfactory glands via the TV screen every June! It also coincided with Beckham Shearer Giggs and Owen!

 

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We mustn't forget RONNIE O SULLIVAN born in 1975 and of the same era as the above mentioned!



I used to enjoy watching POT BLACK and would dream of one day potting his pink or if I was really lucky his brown!

 

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Regrettably the name of this horny hunky decathlete escapes me but if I were his coach I'd be right behind him in every sense!

 

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Being a keen cyclist myself it would be impossible for me not to mention the dreamy Daniele Bennati pictured here at the peak of his career although now at the age of 40 he has had to retire owing to back.pain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love what's written across his shirt!

Simply rearrange the letters and hey presto you've got

FONDAL IT!

I don't think anybody would pass up that offer!

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I love what's written across his shirt!

Simply rearrange the letters and hey presto you've got

FONDAL IT!

I don't think anybody would pass up that offer!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Most of us would give our right arm to be able to tongue his pucker every night and morning and yet it's on a plate for his wife and she's probably not interested! I get the impression that women like to look at a man's arse but they are not so keen on tasting it!

And cue the straitjacket!!!!!

 

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When you cum first in a race and you are standing onnthe podium between two girls who are kissing you on the cheek your lower body is obscured by a table so the camera cannot see that one of the girls is massaging your cock while the other one is thrusting two fingers in and out of your arse there can be only one logical outcome!

And cue the Trevi fountain......

 

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The unspoken thoughts of two race officials

" Well once we've got him into the ambulance and knocked him out with a sedative we can take it in turns to shag him! Let's face it we are never going to get another chance like this to plough the furrow of Daniele Bannati!

 

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Professional sportsmen have had to develop the ability to ignore all taunts jibes and threats whether they be racist or sexual!

In this picture the bald-headed man has made it quite clear to Daniele that he is not interested in his autograph but he is desperate to have those sweaty smelly superstained lycra cycling shorts and he's willing to pay!