Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Slightly off topic although these feet could belong to a footballer! Just love how aesthetically beautiful they are!

Nothing worse than flat feet! Would so love to see them in a pair of black socks preferably that had been on worn for a while so that I could have a good sniff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When it comes to tone of abs I think Mason wins by a head ( whether it be purple or not!)
Would love to see them going at it hammer and tongs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another nice set of abs belonging to gymnast CEMLYN JONES and I'm sure he could keep his girlfriend satisfied further south too!

 

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C

CHRISTIAN PETRACCA of the AFL!

I love pictures like this in which one's nose is automatically directed to that sweet little cleft between the cheeks!

Here he is on holiday with his girlfriend! He'd just spilt in half with his massive girth!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"No hard feelings then Stefanos!?"

"Plenty of hard feelings but not the sort you're thinking about! You've just spent the last three hours taunting me with that tight little Serbian arse of yours! The least you can do is to show a little compassion by bending over in the dressing room and letting me get my rocks off!"

 

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"No hard feelings then Stefanos!?"

"Plenty of hard feelings but not the sort you're thinking about! You've just spent the last three hours taunting me with that tight little Serbian arse of yours! The least you can do is to show a little compassion by bending over in the dressing room and letting me get my rocks off!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So finally we come to know the origin of the expression

"Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're probably wondering why you are in a sleazy two star hotel room!

Well this part of the medical cannot be conducted in the club physio room!

Since the shocking events of the weekend in which Christian Eriksen collapsed on the field footballing authorities have decided that every avenue must be explored to ensure a player's fitness!

A few candidates have been selected to undergo the friction and penetrative tests colloquially known as the 69 and the 99 tests in which thry are monitored for their ability to withstand the pressure and pain of sudden invasive foreign bodies being thrust inside them and their heart rate measured accordingly!

"Didn't understand a bleeding word of all that mate but I get the idea that you were just looking for an excuse to shag me senseless!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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You're probably wondering why you are in a sleazy two star hotel room!

Well this part of the medical cannot be conducted in the club physio room!

Since the shocking events of the weekend in which Christian Eriksen collapsed on the field footballing authorities have decided that every avenue must be explored to ensure a player's fitness!

A few candidates have been selected to undergo the friction and penetrative tests colloquially known as the 69 and the 99 tests in which thry are monitored for their ability to withstand the pressure and pain of sudden invasive foreign bodies being thrust inside them and their heart rate measured accordingly!

"Didn't understand a bleeding word of all that mate but I get the idea that you were just looking for an excuse to shag me senseless!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GARETH SOUTHGATE 50 years old!

What a tight arse on him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's another 50 year old manager

PAULO SOUSA manager of Poland!

This guy is the original SILVER FOX and so so sexy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MAREK HAMSIK!

Well I'd never get SIK of your HAM darling!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

VIDAL SASOON was a famous British hairstylist of the last century but quite would he would make of his namesake I've no idea!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Allow me to make reference to "style!" Latin nations particularly Italy have a reputation for style with regard to colour coordination etc!

And here we have Brandon Willians bedecked in tasteless chain and even more tasteless tattoo ( if you look carefully you will see MADE IN CHAVLAND!) the exposed waistband of his skidded undies and his white socks!

The epitome of sartorial inelegance and yet who in their right mind would pass up the chance to flood this tigjt little chav arse with their hot sticky cum till it was running down the deck of that boat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SANTIAGO ARZAMENDIA!

Arzamendia!? I can't see anything about that arza that needs mending and echoes that old adage

"If it ain't broke don't mendia it!:

 

[Sniffademskidz]

American surfer KANOA IGARASHI!

Well if he ever developed a little "rashi" on his "iga" I would be more than happy to put some cream on it!

 

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No idea who this gorgeous Argebtinian is but his are one pair of underpants I would love to sniff after 90 minutes on the field!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Panic over lads!

This is 25 year old LUCAS MARTINEZ QUARTA

And here he is beckoning you into the toilet with him and while he is taking a six pound dump you are cordially invited to sniff the skidmarks in his tighty whitie Calvin's which will shortly be round his ankles!

Now there's a fantasy I'd like to act out!



Straight out of the "Young and Old" category of gaymale@gayporn!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry chaps! This is the photo of him beckoning you into the toilet for an undies sniffing session!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

32 year old French tennis stud BENOIT PAIRE!

How aptly named!

What a lovely pair and I'm not just talking about his lovely tight buns! What about those low hanging bollocks full to bursting with "creme fraiche!"

Just imagine draining those little babies and then nipping round the back for a chocolate topping!

Then hold on to that beard while you're doing him doggy!

Oh la la! Zut alors!