Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Who knows how many little Brandons are currently roaming the earth!

Once he's got his laughing gear firmly clamped round her nipples he'll be breastfeeding like a new born baby but it's not just one-way traffic because what she loses from her tits she'll get back a hundredfold in her pussy!

 

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Match a face to an arse!

Unlucky for some number 13 but very lucky for us!

 

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CHRISTOPH BAUMGARTNER!

The translation of the surname is

TREE GARDENER

but I would rather see

ARSCHSCHNUFFLER

Or even better

BREMSSPUREN INNERHALB!

However no help from me! I will leave you to the tender mercies of Google Translate!

 

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And here's our Christoph being carried off the pitch to the dressing room by David Alaba!

Our imaginations are soaring and Christoph has tears in his eyes! Is it the anticipation of taking a large black member!?

 

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BILLY GILMOUR forced to self-isolate and both MASON MOUNT and BEN CHILWELL " cum out in sympathy" owing to the fact they have been in contact with him!

The nature of that contact has not been established but Gareth Southgate didn't really give a satisfactory answer when asked by the commentator why only those two English players had been singled out for isation! Mmmmm!

These photos might throw some light on the type of contact the three young footballers had!

 

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The gorgeous 22 year old MATVEI SAFONOV Russian goalkeeper who was put through his paces tonight!

I will be sorry not to hear that stirring Russian anthem again! It is arguably the most moving in the world and contrasts dramatically with the turgid dirge which represents our own nation!

No disrespect to our gracious lady the Queen but I have always considered that we have better tunes ( Rule Britannia or Land of Hope and Glory)!

All power to Denmark given their trials and tribulations of recent times!

 

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You should deem this a great honour!

As captain of our national soccer team you have taken our country to victory over the Arabic nations and as a token of his appreciation of your efforts the President of our country is going to empty the contents of his bollocks up your arse!

 

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This guy bears an uncanny resemblance to Piers Brosnan!

 

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This photo gives new meaning to the expression

"If you break the rules I will cum down hard on.you!"

 

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This is rather an eerie photo of Argentine footballer NAHUEL MOLINA 22 years of age and looking 62!

Quite surreal!

 

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Pitch invader from the Belgium v Finland match!

Judging by the expression on the face of the guy on the right she looks like the one who is about to be invaded!



And she looks as if she might be in for a second load from number 23!

 

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AXEL WITSEL of Belgium looks as if he is hoping to get his axle greased!

 

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Here we see players from Finland suited and booted inspecting the pitch! It's like a scene from the MORMONBOYZ porn site!

 

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Another pitch invader from the Russia v Denmark match!

I think that there will be some very intense probing going on here in more senses than one!

 

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That gorgeous Russian goalkeeper again trying to give "succour" to his teammate!

No it's not what you think! For the uninitiated the word succour is an old English expression for support!

 

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Well boys if you fancy a beer and you've lost the bottle opener look no further!



A particularly fine sight of the Grealish pins although they will mever cum up to the Grealish glutes!

 

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Here is Joe Bryan keen to communicate his foot fetish!

 

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Here is Pepe looking oddly like a cross between Yoda from STAR WARS and ET!

 

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IVAN PERISIC!

I have to say that the back view is a hundredfold improvement on the front!

 

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So clever! Real poetry in motion!