Sniffing footballers' arses!

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STEPHEN HILL of the afl!

Just something so horny about a man wearing those black tights!

 

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DEAKYN SMITH of the AFL and he isn't 19 till 22 August!



Look at the expression on his face! He knows what's cumming!

 

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It may have been a coincidence that the new intake for the academy had very small dicks but it was no coincidence that they all had the tightest sweetest tasting little puckers!

Tried and tested!

The TESCO logo might be " just clicked!"

but with these lads it's simply got to be

"JUST LICKED!" and hopefully by the end of the season

"JUST DICKED!"

 

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Second group!

 

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And here is the eleventh MEMBER of the academy team of LITTLEPRICKS UTD!

 

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I think I should have a "crush of the day" and nominate the player who gets me most horny at first sight!
Well today it is Mohamad Haidar of the Lebanon!
So wonderfully facially hirsute that I just have the overwhelming desire to slip his panties down and guide my nose through the black forest between his cheeks!
Even the word "capelli" on his shirt is the Italian for "hair!"



When I was in the Boy Scouts we were told that in extremis with no matches to hand we could start a fire by rubbing two sticks together but we were never told what sort of fire could be started by rubbing two arses together!

 

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A gorgeous bearded man in trackie bottoms lifting his legs ! Mmmm!

 

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Most gratifying to see that DELE ALI is ON the ball

Whereas SAM CURRAN of T20 cricket is obviously waiting for a ball or should I say balls to slip in his gulley and engage with his middle wicket!

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And here he is!

 

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Players are often seen going down on one knee to demonstrate their loathing of racism so maybe it's time to introduce a similar ceremony with regard to homophobia!

This photo was taken last night in Munich! Regrettably it will be a long time before such a sight is witnessed in Moscow or the Islamic States but we continue to pray for tolerance among the hardline fundamentalists!

 

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A nice little Latin American triumvirate!

The guy in the third pic is called

PERVIS ESTUPINAN

which sounds remarkably like the translation of

STUPENDOUS PENIS

but regrettably we will never know!

 

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You've been brilliant tonight so thanks very much for your efforts and as a special treat I have a nice big baguette for you oozing with cream cheese!

 

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We need to encourage this sort of behaviour in Britain!

Italians have never had any problems discarding their shorts at the end of a match and the Internet is full of pictures of people like Inzaghi and Joselu having their cocks and arses fondled by players invading the pitch!

We need to see Foden Mount Abrahams and all those other young studs following suit!

 

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26 year old OLIVER LINES the Jack Grealish of snooker!

He is looking a bit thick round the middle here so maybe some sit-ups are in order but I'm not sure I'd be too worried about that when my nose is halfway up his arse!



Would love to see him and Marco Fu fondling each other's cues! What a pairing!



MARK SELBY may be a committed family man but you can see that the sight of Oliver bending over the table might just send Mark over the edge!





It won't be Oliver saying " please Sir can I have some more!?" but Mark!"

 

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Sorry about the order of photos there but I think you got the general idea!

 

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So Tuesday evening we face our old rival Germany!
The first line of their national anthem is
Deutschland Deutschland uber alles!
Translated as
"Germany Germany over all!"
It conjures up a delicious picture of the entire German team standing over us and then lowering those filthy dirty smelly arseholes onto our noses and mouths!
Well that is my fantasy!
One can never relax while watching the Brits on the soccer field but the Germans are superbly consistent in their play!
This problem is compounded by the fact that our boys face being distracted by those sweet little snatches belonging to Kai Havertz/Thomas Muller/Mats Hummels/Leroy Sane!
We shall see but I am not overly hopeful!

 

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It's good of you to offer to apply this new cream to the rash on my bum! Just make sure you rub it well between the cheeks!

 

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JOE BRYAN and TRENT ALEXANDER ARNOLD!

I wonder if they are on the same boat!

 

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This is 22 year old ODAY DABBAGH who really is a dead ringer for a young SYLVESTER STALLONE!

 

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This is DJOUMI MOUSSA who is definitely my second crush of the day!

Just imagine covering that sweet chest in kisses not to mention the rest of him!

 

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This is CHRISTIAN MCCAFFERY!

wouldn't mind raising that flap and running my nose along that seam!