Sniffing footballers' arses!

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44 year old German coach MARCO ROSE just epitomises the concept of the silver fox!!!

 

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24 year old MAX KILMAN of Wolverhampton Wanderers!

When first interviewed he grabbed the microphone and stuck it in his mouth much to the consternation of those around him!

He later broke down in private and admitted that the microphone had reminded him so much of the shape and girth of his boyfriend's cockhead that he had simply acted on instinct!



He was fortunate enough to get his boyfriend a job as chief physio with Wolves !

 

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It was the best day's work we ever did when we signed you up!

If you carry on producing skidmarks of this quality you will be the first player to go straight into the first team without ever having kicked a ball!

SKIDMARK EVALUATION FORM

AROMA......10

TEXTURE.....10

COLOUR........10

TASTE............10

POSITION IN SEAT OF UNDERPANTS....10

 

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TODD CANTWELL just can't keep his shorts on!

 

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This cocky little prick became a member of the Academy team recently and it hasn't gone unnoticed that his penis is inversely proportional to the size of his bollocks!

As he is about to release his hot sticky honey into his girlfriend's pussy one is reminded of an empty fuel tank being replenished using a thin plastic straw!

Then again it is said that patience is a virtue!

 

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I knew there was a reason I liked cricket!

I think it's because the word "fielding" is not so far removed from "fiddling" and "fondling!"

 

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JESUS OCEJO of the Mexican team SANTOS!

 

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"What are you doing with your head up my arse!?"

"I'm just trying to work out what you've had for your breakfast from the smell of your crack!"

 

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Can't remember the name of this gut but he goes a long way to emphasising that black is beautiful!

 

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KEPA never disappoints!

Just imagine approaching him from the rear! Something akin to what the Israelites felt as they reached the promised land!

 

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Can't remember the name of this Indian cricketer but there is no question that his chicken tandoori would be finger licking good!

 

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KIERAN TIERNEY up for a bit of extra curricular physio!

 

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22 year old SORBA THOMAS puts me in mind of one of the Old Testament prophets! So sexy!

 

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MARIO GOMEZ!

I think i have posted this pic before but this is not the girl he married! More fool him! This was a previous girlfriend! Can just imagine getting her into the car and not being able to wait to get home! Laying her across the front seat and pounding her little pussy while my nose is firmly wedged between his buns as they pump away! What a fantasy!

 

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Can only imagine that these two have just shagged each other senseless and are showing signs of fatigue!

 

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Just imagine running your nose up and down that filthy dirty smelly sweaty arsecrack! Mmmm!

 

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What an absolutely divine pairing these two would make!

 

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I never expected to be conducting a medical check up while the player is performing but there is something to be said for it!

 

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DIGITALBITS!???

I think technology might have overstretched itself here! I'll "stick" with the bits in their conventional form I think!

 

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The beautiful MATHIAS JAISSLE and some guy from the AFL with a nice atse pic of MASON GIBBS!