Sniffing footballers' arses!

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MARKUS SCHOPP and SAM SURRIDGE!

" Look you little prick I told you I'd give you a trial run today provided you got on your back at half time! Now get in that f**king dressing room right now! I want to see you on your back , legs in the air and cheeks parted or you will be back to serving burgers!"

 

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That magical moment when two players look into each other's eyes and realisation dawns on them that they want to flip fuck for their country!

ANDREA CAPONE and PIO AMORE!

 

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Have you ever experienced that sinking feeling when you cum across an absolute Adonis and you google him only to discover that he was born on 6 May 2004 and cannot therfore be displayed in all his physical beauty on screen!

Never mind! There are one or two here in white shorts whom I am reliably informed are "cherry poppingly" legal!

 

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RUBEN DIAS gives further grounds for the mistaken belief that the word for "thank you" in his language is pronounced

"GRASSY ARSE!"

 

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Incredible pair of glutes on CIRO IMMOBILE! Just look at the definition!

 

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Would love to see those speedos from behind!



"Now suck the milk out of those pendulous tits while you are pumping her full of thick rich cream from your pendulous bollocks!"

 

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jristian thorstvedt!

 

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This guy is a dead ringer for gay porn model PADDY O BRIEN!

Would love to see him interact with his teammates after a match!

 

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Hunky Argentinian GERMAN BERTERAME prays for a son and his prayers are answered!



And here he presents the proud father to us!

 

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Gorgeous Australian rugby player JORDAN PETAIA!

If you go to Australia you will have no problem indulging your fetish as a "sheep shagger" but take one look at this beauty and you move from "sheep shagger" to "shit shagger" and let's face it boys who would pass up the chance to shag the shit out of this guy!?





Being in education myself one hears lots of talk of "online lessons" and "face to face" lessons but I am eagerly awaiting waiting the advent of "face to arse" lessons and one day they will cum! Won't we all!!!!!!?

 

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Here Jordan extends a warm welcome to one and all to " sniff on my icon!" which is quickly taken up!

 

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To mark the 50,000th view of my thread I am treating you to this absolutely gorgeous Adonis who not only has a penis the girth of a young Anaconda but who promises to have the dirtiest smelliest funkiest arsehole one can imagine!

Fill your boots boys and your pants!!!!

 

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There's nothing wrong with you Jack and you are not in pain! You are simply tantalising us with those Brummy buns!

 

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GERARD PIQUE ! Nice cock and well defined legs! What's not to like!?

 

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Even ROBERT LEWANDOSKI is turned on by the sight of those legs!

 

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Sexy boxer ANTONIO ARROYO!



Sexy golfer SAMUEL DEL VAL definitely needs to rest his weary buns on my face!

 

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Unusually named coach WIM JONK eyes up his players on the subs bench while giving them some tactical advice! Yep! WIM JONK is definitely up for a bonk!

 

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Just look at the eye contact between this beautiful guy on the far right and the blonde-haired guy on the left! Just follow the trajectory of their eyes! Enough said boys!

 

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BEN WHITE and JACK CLARKE of Tottenham under 23s! Would love to see them flip fuck!

 

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Difficult to believe that TROY PARROT is only 19 but there's just something about a player wearing a number 10 shirt that does it for me! He and Jack Grealish certainly get ten out of ten in my book!

To use a mathematical metaphor 10 into 10 WILL go and not just once!