Sniffing footballers' arses!

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According to the caption that came with this photo the scarf was knitted by the grandmother of the fan in question! This fan looks fairly advanced in years so we can only assume that his grandmother is in urgent need of a good ironing!

 

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This is DILAN MARKANDAY if you are interested in googling him to see whether he does breastfeeding on the side!

 

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Apparently this little stinker is the property of 21 year old Portuguese player JOAO FELIX!

 

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It's good to see players discussing tactics!

Your place or mine!? 69 or doggy!? Bareback or condom!?

"To lube or not to lube" that is the question!
Whether it is nobler in the arse to suffer the thrusts and pounds of an outrageously large cock!

A quote from Hamlet by Shakespeare a man reputed to have " shaken his spear" in several quarters!

 

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18 year old TYLER MORTON!

Just look at the arse on him!

 

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27 year old STUART MOORE

 

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26 year old LUCAS MEROLLA!

Just look at the definition on those buns!

 

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This is the sign you hold up when MATTS HUMMELS and THOMAS MULLER come to England to play and you want their shirt!

Personally I would amend the sign slightly removing the word "Trikot" and substitute it with "Unterhose mit Bremsspur!"

 

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THOMAS TUCEL manager of Chelsea!

One can only wonder what sort of message he is trying to communicate to his players!

 

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Cricket can have its moments when it cums to a fine pair of buttocks! I wouldn't say "no" to having this chap do 50 squats on my face!

 

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This guy may be advertising Blue Cross cement but there must be some sort of alternative adhesive that would be more fun to promote!

 

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Gorgeous 22 year old ROBERT BOZENIK from Slovakia with his Doctor Spock ears and roses in his cheeks!

I love to see a boy with roses in his cheeks especially when he's bending over!

Can't help thinking that he's going to "cum off" worse in this exchange!

 

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ROBIN KOCH!?

Well I'd certainly be "robbing cock" if I were in Wout Weghorst's shoes!

 

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MARC VAN BOMMEL!

So.many horny silver foxes out there now!

Pep Guardiola and Hernan Crespo to name but two!

 

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30 year old GENKI HARAGUCHI and his tight Japanese arse!

I love Japanese guys on the gay porn sites! They always keep their black socks on while they are being sixty-nined!

Such a turn on!

 

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Can't remember the name of this guy but there was once a song by Donovan entitled

"MELLOW YELLOW!"

Quite appropriate I would say!

 

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The arse in blue belongs to gorgeous 28 year old JOE RALLS of Cardiff!

The face isn't bad either!!!!!!



And the caption to this photo must unequivocally be

"Look Joe! No hands!"

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And here it is!!! Sorry about that!

 

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"Sorry to trouble you Phil but did you know that a mole has crawled inside the front of your shorts!? Those little buggers get everywhere! It doesn't pay to stay lying on the grass for too long!"

 

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NICK OLIJ!

If the word on your shirt is a question Nick then the answer is an unequivocal YES!!!!

 

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JETEMIAH CONAN LEDESMA!

I'm not sure exactly what he is expecting to park itself between his legs but in that position it"s got to be at least a bicycle or maybe even a bus!!!