Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Or maybe not!

JOE WILLOCK....DOB....20.8.1999

INAKI WILLIAMS...DOB...15.6.1994

 

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A gorgeous Spanish triumvirate!

VICENTE IBORRA
UNAI SIMON
ALFONSO PEDRAZA

 

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Little boy Jack come blow up.your horn!

 

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JOSH CAVALLO!

"Cavallo" is the Italian for "horse!" To ride a horse is quite delightful but to ride a cavallo!!!!!

 

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Josh Cavallo came out only this month so now he can be a stallion who rides other stallions rather than mares!

 

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Got a really big thing for racing driver GEORGE RUSSELL and he can have it whenever he wants it! Would love to sniff his feet and if he's looking for some cream for his coffee then I'm the man to give it to him although the first load might end up somewhere else!

George Russell! The original hunk of spunk!

 

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This is RAMY BENSEBAINI and from where I'm standing nothing would give me greater pleasure than to "ram his bensebaini!"

 

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Wouldn't mind a shot on goal with the lad on the left and the three friends on the right would make a lovely threesome in Helix Studios!

 

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Regrettably there is also a lot of dross in the crowd too!

 

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Gorgeous 26 year old LIAM LINDSAY of Preston North End!

Not sure about North End! Here he seems to be looking desperately at his BELL end ever hopeful that it starts to grow before he sees his girlfriend!


And here he simply "looks" like a BELL end!

Sorry Liam if you are auditioning for the Mark of Zorro better just to leave it to Antonio Banderas!

 

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"Don't worry Bryan! Once we get you into the dressing room we can give you a soothing groin and glute massage!"

"Yeah but it's my neck that hurts!"

 

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RIIS EMIL JAKOBSEN a fellow player of Preston North End!

 

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GEORGE RUSSELL!

Would love to peel those little black stinkers off his feet and have a good sniff!

 

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This photo of LARS STINDL being aggressed by an opposition player is both powerful and erotic!

 

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LEROY SANE and LARS STINDL compete for the title of "Mr.Fondleworthy Arse 2021!"

 

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The gorgeous 19 year old Italian LORENZO COLOMBO!

 

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Goalkeeper ANDREA SECULIN looking very succulent!

 

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Well if the tree on the left is anything to go by it IS Christmas and the season of good willies to all men!"

 

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"The future's bright! The future's orange!"

Whoever came up with that needs to be shaken by the hand and after that by the cock!

 

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20 year old EMANUEL AIWU!

The fact that he's black gets my cock standing to attention but that mop of hair! Oh man! I have still to see one that can knock Hamza Choudhury's bouffon into "a cocked hat!"

That's an odd English idiom! Must look it up!