Sniffing footballers' arses!

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18 year old SAMUEL ILING JUNIOR!

I love this guy's hair! It reminds me of a shag pile carpet! And where better to shag him than on the carpet!!!!

 

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18 year old Austrian footballer of Turkish origin YUSUF DEMIR!

The only comment I can make with respect to this little beauty is to quote the words of a song from the last century!

"Cherry ripe cherry ripe!
Ripe I buy!
Full and fair ones
Come and buy!"

And let's face it boys if ever a cherry needed "picking and dicking" it's this one!!!!!

 

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These boys in blue play for SV Horn which may go some way to explaining the origin of the nursery rhyme

"Little Boy Blue come blow up your horn!"

 

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Ruud Van Nistelrooy has still got it at 45!!

And this is my favourite picture of him! How I would worship those feet!!!!!!!

 

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Here are a couple of pictures open to interpretation!

Is Aitor Hernandez on the left refusing the offer being made to him by Dani Cardenas on the right!?

 

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I like what 24 year old Spanish goalkeeper DANI CARDENAS has got written on his shirt but the word

BESTWAY

is actually spelt with an S and there is no doubt that the best way to reach EL DORADO is to travel south following the treasure trail!

 

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Beat this for a "Nutella sandwich on white bread" if you can!

What a threesome that would make!

EMERSON ROYAL of Brazil
NICO GONZALEZ of Spain
YUSUF DEMIR of Austria via Turkey!

They are 18 19 and 20 years old!

The mind boggles, the eyes goggle and the cock woggles!!!!

 

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So how did you persuade the coach to give you a trial for the first team!?

 

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The gorgeous FABIAN SCHAR!

Nobody in their right mind would want to schar him with another person!

 

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Stevie G has still got it and if he keeps shaking it about somebody on the other side of the stadium is going to get it right in the eye!

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JAMES MADDISON you can sit on my face whenever you like!

 

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The two boys in the bottom right hand corner seem more interested in the latest offerings from Bel Ami online than what's happening on the pitch!

 

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My car reg is RI21 MME!

I'll leave the door open!

 

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Just a word of warning lads! If you get home after a long and tough footy match and you are dirty and sweaty and find that your hot water system isn't working don't climb into your washing machine unless you have made sure it's not on the hottest cycle! It's not only pullovers that shrink!

 

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I'm very fond of that shit icon or poo emoji! I use him quite a lot and it's good to see that he is just as avid a football fan as myself!

 

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Sandwiched between Paulo Dybala on one side and Joselu on the other I wouldn't know which way to turn!

A bit like King Edward II of England who had to provide an heir to the throne so he had his wife on one side of him and his homosexual love Piers Gaveston onthe other! He managed to get aroused by Piers and then when it came to it he was able to fill the queen's love tunnel!
Rather a practical idea!

 

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19 year old GIORGINIO RUTTER!

Would mind rutting with this young buck!

 

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YACINE ADLI who plays for Bordeaux!

Bordeaux!? How could one possibly become "bored" ploughing one's way through all that tousled hair and I'm not just talking about that cacophany of follicles on his head!! Mmmm!

 

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The name of this 25 year old New Zealand player escapes me but this photo would make a very good advert for the BEFORE picture in an acne treatment programme!

You already know my counsel young man! Find a man or woman and get your rocks off five times a day!

 

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FLAVIUS DANILIUC!

And here he is with his NICE teammates and very nice they are too!



AMINE GOURI
HASSANE KAMARA
MORGAN SCHNEIDERLIN
ROBSON BAMBU
FLAVIUS DANILIUC

 

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Personally I would take Morgan Schneiderlin who is the guy in the middle of that group of five ( we are enjoined to have five bits of fruit a day but five of these would do us much more good!)