Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

ANTOINE GRIEZMANN!

I wonder how much "Griez" you would need to get inside that man!

 

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A pity about all the ink but I do like a man with a firm protruding chest and a pair of nipples that need milking on a daily basis!

 

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When we studied symmetry during Maths classes at school there were never any pictures like these unfortunately !

 

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TWATS R US are now doing a deal!

Two for the price of one but you need to hurry because the offer lasts only till the end of this week!

 

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Gorgeous James Hillson!

 

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Anything to say Mr Isaac "Know it all" Newton!?

 

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Gorgeous 21 year old SOUFFIAN EL KAROUANI!

Somebody obviously can't spell the word GROPE!

 

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19 year old LUKE DUZEL!

Why on earth would you want to turn left when you have a clear road ahead!

 

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25 year old MARTY HORE of the AFL who still hasn't learned how to spell his own surname!

 

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Gorgeous 28 year old JASON GERIA!

 

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I'm afraid it's miscellany time again chaps but I'm sure you will agree that they are a worth a sniff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In the match between Manchester United and BSC Young Boys last night thete were a couple of incidents of pitch invasion!

Ground staff were told to check the culprits out for any exploding devices about their person!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being an English language specialist I have always been fascinated by the derivation of words!
Consider the word "tailor!"
My theory is that the word "tailor" came into being purely on the basis of the number of men's tails that were fondled while being measured up for a suit!
I wonder which lucky little tinker or tailor had the good fortune to measure Jude Bellingham up for a suit!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another interesting expression is

OPENING UP A CAN OF WORMS!

Judging by what's squirming around in Dennis the Menace McCann's boxing trunks we might have the answer!

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Louis Rees-Zammit
Let me sniff your feet dammit!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure about

"Come in number 71 your time is up!"

More a case of

"Cum off number 71 our cocks are up!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're going for a" hole in one" I think you've got the wrong sport old chap! The size of that ball! It just makes me wince!"

 

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This photo puts me in the mind of my mother's last days in the nursing home! They were all lined up in front of the TV with blankets on their laps ready to be wowed by episodes of READY! STEADY !SHIT! on a loop!
They do say that Alzheimer's is targeting an increasingly youthful.population!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I see so you've lost your legion mate!? Well the 54th were last seen tramping down Colchrster High Street nearly two thousand years ago so you've got some ground to make up!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

King Harold is reputed to have lost his eye at the Battle of Hastings but if you ARE going to lose an eye than better to have it knocked out by a ten inch black mamba than hit by an arrow!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are going to make a protest then at least make sure you are taken seriously by ensuring correct spelling otherwise you will end up being ridiculed!
Maffia indeed!