Sniffing footballers' arses!

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TIM RECEVEUR!

"Receveur" is the French word for "receiver" so this may be a posh way of telling everybody that he is a "receiver" ergo "a bottom!"

 

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Gorgeous 25 year old German footballer LEROY SANE!

As a linguist I have been tussling with his name!

LEROY means KING and by adding an H to his surname SANE becomes SAHNE meaning "cream!"

Put it all together and what do you get!?

THE KING OF CREAM!

A tenuous link I'll admit but a concept that sends the senses racing!

 

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It's always very helpful to know which players would welcome having a hand thrust between their legs!

When you have the word TARTT scrawled across the back of your shirt! Well I would say that was a pretty unequivocal indication!

 

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Sexy Costa Rican footballer BRYAN RUIZ 36 has a wife and four children so he obviously prefers fish to meat but there is nothing to stop us from dreaming!!!

 

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Irish footballer KILLIAN SPILLANE!

No information about his age but I'm sure he is within legal limits!

 

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An admirably sculpted torso on ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI but showing one or two cracks at the age of 33 in the same manner as 36 year old RONALDO!

Mind you neither of them has yet shown us the crack that we are all longing to see!

 

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A quartet of anonymous coves for you to research!

 

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Egyptian footballer AHMED SAYED ZIZO models the new Covid mask!

Up to now we have been enjoined to cover both nose and mouth but for the " aesthetically challenged" this new variant of mask is advocated to cover the whole face thus shielding us from some of the "frights" that confront us in everyday life!

 

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Gorgeous ADAM IDAH!

Difficult to believe that he is not 21 till 11 February!

 

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Another sexy Irish man JACK SCOTT just 19!

 

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All the best boys wear number 10 .....Ramsey, Grealish, Dybala, Boris Johnson!

 

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There was a 1941 film starring Bette Davis called THE LITTLE FOXES!

Here we see Dante and Romeo Foxx and any film which they starred in could hardly be called "The LITTLE Foxes!"

 

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19 year old Scottish footballer STEVEN BRADLEY!

Would love a good sniff of his stinker pinker!!

 

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A touching modern day adaptation of CINDERELLA!

"Now get those boots off and sniff those feet!"

Well after all this is a FAIRY tale!

 

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MATT TURNER of the USA!

The big question is whether he looks better with or without the headgear although my area of interest lies between his LOWER cheeks!

 

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MARKO LAZETIC of AC Milan is barely legal both for a posting on this site or any cherry popping activities having been born on 22 January 2004!

I'm sure that Paolo Maldini and friend will put him through his paces!

To adapt a bingo metaphor

" Two little fucks twenty-two!"

 

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I don't think that this is the first time I have posted pictures of 23 year old afl PATRICK LIPINSKI so I apologise for any duplication!

 

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Further to my earlier reference to the fairly tale Cinderella I an reminded of another one namely ALADDIN! There is a point in the story at which the wicked wizard ABANAZAR is trying to recover the old magic lamp by offering a brand new one in its place!

Here we see a conversation which ensues between racing driver PIERRE GASLY and the owner of a menswear store!

" So you are offering me ten new pairs of sweatpants in exchange for the ones I've got on now! How does that one work!?"

"That's right! I know loads of blokes who will pay ten quid a time just to sniff where your dirty fucking arsehole has been!

Don't worry! I'll make a tidy profit! That's called business mate!"

 

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And here we see PIERR GASLY in negotiation with the same shop owner endeavouring to do a deal on his sweaty socks and skidmarked undies!