Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Nice touch of symmetry here!

 

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I assume that the number on the shorts of TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD is 66 but I wouldn't be surprised if it were 666 as I bet he's a little devil between the sheets!

 

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The AFL at its best!

 

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I just make the half-time tea but the lads seem to be developing more exotic tastes! Some of them want cream in their tea or chocolate sprinkles on the top!

Well I can do that!!!!!

 

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21 year old French footballer ENZO LOIODICE!

He certainly knows how to fill out a pair of jeans although I'm slightly concerned about that mark on his face! I wonder if it's a birthmark!

 

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I'm trying to work out which of these ten photos I prefer!

I think the one showing his smelly black socks....so sniffable and the ones of him sitting in front of the sofa in his buttock-hugging jeans!

 

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18 year old OMARI HUTCHINSON!

 

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35 year old AMIR KHAN looking mighty fine in those grey sweatpants!

 

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Nice one of DANIEL JAMES' arse!

 

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Looks as if ALEXANDER HACK is enjoying the best rimjob he's ever had here!!!!

 

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DECLAN RICE showing himself to be a flexible friend in every sense of the word!

 

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22 year old CONNOR ROZEE of the AFL!

 

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Superb definition on the buns!

 

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31 year old sizzling Senegalese Salif Sane!

Nice bit of alliteration there!

 

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31 year old Jaoanese HIRISHI IBUSUKI!

His feet need a good sniffing! Those little babies look aesthetically fine in those dark socks even from a distance!

 

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Off topic but this us hunky Israelu judicature ORI KESHET!

I'm sure nobody would object to being pinned to the mat and having him sit on their face !!!!

 

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We are all conversant with the expression "to give someone a helping hand" but I would like to be the one to coin the expression "to give someone a helping nose!"

23 year old JESPER KARLSSON might benefit from having my sniffing equipment wedged between his buns as he attempts this corner kick! I'm sure it would improve his aim!!!!

 

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His sweet little Norwegian team mate from AZ Alkmaar is equally worthy of a good sniff!

Here we see HAKON EVJEN suited and booted holding two large globes but what I wouldn't give to drop to my knees unzip his fly and hold HIS two large globes!

It gives new meaning to the expression

"Weighing up the evidence!"

 

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His sweet little Norwegian team mate from AZ Alkmaar is equally worthy of a good sniff!

Here we see HAKON EVJEN suited and booted holding two large globes but what I wouldn't give to drop to my knees unzip his fly and hold HIS two large globes!

It gives new meaning to the expression

"Weighing up the evidence!"

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The final member of the Alkmaar triumvirate is TIJJANI REIJNDERS!

Get those dirty sweaty smelly black socks off right now and let me sniff them!!!