Sniffing footballers' arses!

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21 year old Italian rugby player ANDREA ZAMBONIN!

Wouldn't mind a bit of "up and under" with him!

 

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SYLVESTER JASPER really packing here!

 

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19 year old Spanish footballer YEREMY PINO!

Just look at the power in those legs! Must be something about players wearing the number 10 shirt.....eh Jack Grealish!?

 

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MARVIN DUKSCH doing a good impression of a bicycle stand!



"Are you calling me a wanker?"

 

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I've heard of "sweet nothings in the ear"but this looks more like "meat stuffing in the rear!!!"

 

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I've heard about having 666 tattooed on one's head signifying the mark of the beast but I am.perplexed about the significance of 1020 on the neck!

 

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Not sure about WEST HAM! From where I'm standing it looks more a case of BEST HAM!

I think I'd just pull those shorts down and bugger him on the spot!!!!!

 

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"There we are darling and if you'd like to pop round to the back door of the dressing room in about half an hour you can have my dirty pants and socks!!!!!

 

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The death penalty was abolished in 1965 and so hanging by the neck till dead was replaced by life imprisonment!

As for myself if sentenced to death I wouldn't relish the prospect of spending the rest of my life confined to four walls so as Anne Boleyn requested an executioner who used a sword in like manner I would make a request of my own!

I would send to Hibernian to get their tall lanky drop dead gorgeous 27 year old goalkeeper MATT MACEY to sit on my face till I breathed my last!

I've got it all worked out boys!


We'd start off with him lowering those heavenly buns of his onto my sniffing equipment and then off with the sweatpants and just in his skidded tighty whitie Calvins and finally the "piece de resistance!"

Matt Macey's pure and unadulterated filthy dirty smelly sweaty unwashed shit chute wedged firmly onto my nose until I offered no further resistance!!!!

That lovely tight little arse of his is to be seen in its full glory in the photo with Hector Bellerin!!!



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The death penalty was abolished in 1965 and so hanging by the neck till dead was replaced by life imprisonment!

As for myself if sentenced to death I wouldn't relish the prospect of spending the rest of my life confined to four walls so as Anne Boleyn requested an executioner who used a sword in like manner I would make a request of my own!

I would send to Hibernian to get their tall lanky drop dead gorgeous 27 year old goalkeeper MATT MACEY to sit on my face till I breathed my last!

I've got it all worked out boys!


We'd start off with him lowering those heavenly buns of his onto my sniffing equipment and then off with the sweatpants and just in his skidded tighty whitie Calvins and finally the "piece de resistance!"

Matt Macey's pure and unadulterated filthy dirty smelly sweaty unwashed shit chute wedged firmly onto my nose until I offered no further resistance!!!!

That lovely tight little arse of his is to be seen in its full glory in the photo with Hector Bellerin!!!

 

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A few more photos of my terrestrial executioner who would show me that in fact one cab experience touches of Heaven on earth!!!!!!

 

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I think you need to be spanked for an innings that lasted only 40 seconds!

Out for a duck and in for a fuck!

Mind you you are doing a pretty good job of arousing my cock!

 

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"Ollie mate you are just asking for trouble if you stand like that for much longer!!!!

 

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PIERRE-EMRICK AUBEMYANG!

He flies through the air with the greatest of ease!

 

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BRANDON WILLIAMS and BILLY GILMOUR will always have a role/roll in HELIX STUDIOS if their footballing career ever goes pear-shaped!

 

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"It's no good protesting that you've never had anything up your shit chute Matt! They don't call the midwife for nothing darling! You are about to be the proud father of fuck knows what!!!!!!!

 

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Here is sweet little MASON MOUNT looking very fine indeed and enjoining us all to TRI VAGO!

"Well quite frankly Mason I think I'd rather tri you!"

 

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The two cricketers involved in the rather intimate clinch are DARYL MITCHELL and TOM BLUNDELL if you are at all interested!!!

 

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The two cricketers involved in the rather intimate clinch are DARYL MITCHELL and TOM BLUNDELL if you are at all interested!!!

 

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Not sure who this chap is but these pictures suggest that he may be suffering from bi-polar!!!

 

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Having lived in Latin Anerica myself I can state quite categorically that the lifestyle is healthier than that of Europe or USA but this chap looks 25 at the most!!!! Amazing!