Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Doctor Johnson is reputed to have said

"Whoever is tired of London is tired of life!"

I might venture a similar affirmation with regard to the KEPA buns!!!

 

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Shakespeare's Richard III cried out at the end of the play

"A horse' a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

It looks as if MANUEL LANZINI is up for a bit of a ride too and offering his Crown jewels as payment!!!

 

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22 year old tennis player ALEXEI POPYRIN and his girlfriend!

Would love to see his forehand not to mention his foreskin!!!

 

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Love those legs in purple socks just like ACF Fiorentina!

Maybe we should rename Tottenham

TOTTY N HAM!

 

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ronaldo mutilano

 

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Peterborough take on the might of MAN CITY tomorrow evening but I can't help wishing that it were NAN CITY! Although Man City is my Premier League team Colchester United is my local team and my darling boy SAMMIE SMODICZ who once played for Col Utd now plays for P'boro and will be facing the big guns! God bless him!

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Peterborough take on the might of MAN CITY tomorrow evening but I can't help wishing that it were NAN CITY! Although Man City is my Premier League team Colchester United is my local team and my darling boy SAMMIE SMODICZ who once played for Col Utd now plays for P'boro and will be facing the big guns! God bless him!

 

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Peruvian footballer FABIAN TEVEZ!

I believe that Paddington Bear came from Peru and I would certainly delight in seeing the bare Paddington of this little Peruvian!

 

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22 year old Belgian footballer MAXIME BUSI!

Generally I find that Belgian chocolate is far too rich for my palate and I am sure that whatever lies between the cheeks of this little baby's arse is very rich tasting indeed! Strangely I am willing to make an exception in this case!

 

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22 year old Austrian footballer HANNES WOLF!

Number 13!? There is absolutely nothing unlucky about this little sweetheart!

When we were children we used to play a game entitled

"What's the time Mr. Wolf!?"

Ever hopeful that somebody would say

"It's time for me to bend over and let you rim my arse!"

Regrettably it never happened!

Just look at him boys and try not to salivate too much!!!!!

 

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Adolf Hitler may have been a little Austrian arsehole but I much prefer the one that calls to our noses ,our tongues and our cocks in those tight red shorts!!!!!!

 

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30 year old JAMIE PATERSON who plays for Swansea!

 

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So this must be what is meant by

"Patting Paterson's patty!!!!!"



And here Cinderella has obviously parted company with her boot as she left the ball!!!

 

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JOAO FELIX here "bares" witness to the fact that number 7 does in fact bring good luck to all who come into contact with it and as we focus on that tight Portuguse arse we softly sing the words of

BLUE MOON!!!!

 

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This guy came for an interview to work in the club bar! Fortunately he wasn't that bright so when we told him to drop his trousers and wedged our noses between the cheeks of his arse he just thought it was a routine part of the interview!

He was fucking crap at serving drinks and he gave customers far too much head when pouring a pint but we still gave him the job!!!!!!

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This guy came for an interview to work in the club bar! Fortunately he wasn't that bright so when we told him to drop his trousers and wedged our noses between the cheeks of his arse he just thought it was a routine part of the interview!

He was fucking crap at serving drinks and he gave customers far too much head when pouring a pint but we still gave him the job!!!!!!

 

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Tennis player ALEX ZVEREV may appear to be struggling with a heavy ball but I doubt that it weighs as much as those two low hangers in his shorts!

If he hasn't got his rocks off for several days his girlfriend is in for a treat!

The score will be Love 40 at least!!!!!

 

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Tennis player ALEX ZVEREV may appear to be struggling with a heavy ball but I doubt that it weighs as much as those two low hangers in his shorts!

If he hasn't got his rocks off for several days his girlfriend is in for a treat!

The score will be Love 40 at least!!!!!

 

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40 year old Egyptian footballer AHMED KAMAL looking in fine form I'm sure you'll agree!

 

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Italian footballer NICOLO ZANIOLO!

How many times have you been told not to resist the coach when he slips his hands between your legs and starts milking your bollocks!?"

 

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"And the same goes for you ALEX DE MINAUR!"

 

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JOAO FELIX packing both front and back!

Would love to see him catapult his girlfriend through the bedroom window!!!