Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

I have to say that footballers ( or anybody ( covered in tattoos is anathema to me!

The only "TATT" that I would ever countenance is the same pronunciation but a different spelling "TAAT"

Trent
Alexander
Arnold's
Tongue!

Now that's a taat I would be very happy to be covered in!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's a rather nice VPL you are sporting there RYAN YATES!

High viz indeed hopefully graduationg to high sniff!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 19 year old Ghanaian TYRESE ASANTE who should be actively encouraged to have his surname changed by deed poll to ASSante!

Just imagine having those lovely silky brown legs wrapped round you while you filling him with your clotted cream boys!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The English expression "shovelling shit" is one used to denote "working hard for something with no discernible benefit or which actually leaves one worse off!"

I am sure you will agree that a picture paints a thousand words!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

30 year old French footballer MAXIME COLLIN may be clocking the buns on Forest's MAX LOWE but that sweet little Frenchie has himself a pair of globes that would be well worth circumnavigating!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Pole vaulter ARMAND DUPLANTIS seems to be experiencing some difficulty with his other pole!

"Look darling! Viagra does what it says on the tin but you've just got to be patient!

In about half an hour you'll be taking people's eyes out with that thing!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's always very illuminating to follow the trajectory of a player's gaze!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

September 11 will always be remembered with sadness by many people but also with a degree of joy for on this day in 1997 MARIN PONGRACIC took his first breath!

If I could get my nose close enough to his arse crack I'm sure I would be able to conGRACIClate him on his PONg and I'm sure that on a scale of 1 to 10 he would score 22 on the stinkometer!

Just look at the arse on that bitch!!!!!

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September 11 will always be remembered with sadness by many people but also with a degree of joy for on this day in 1997 MARIN PONGRACIC took his first breath!

If I could get my nose close enough to his arse crack I'm sure I would be able to conGRACIClate him on his PONg and I'm sure that on a scale of 1 to 10 he would score 22 on the stinkometer!

Just look at the arse on that bitch!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old JOHN BUCKLEY who plays for Blackburn Rovers is being asked for a photo but if I were that fan I'd whip his sweatpants down and stick the camera between his legs so that I would have an eternal and indelible souvenir of his pink pucker!!!

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22 year old JOHN BUCKLEY who plays for Blackburn Rovers is being asked for a photo but if I were that fan I'd whip his sweatpants down and stick the camera between his legs so that I would have an eternal and indelible souvenir of his pink pucker!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's a nice picture of JACK and JOHN together!

You may remember the nursery rhyme about Jack and Jill!

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water!
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well predictably I have concocted a variation on a theme for your delectation!

Jack and John!
Where have they gone!?
All we can hear is moaning!
Well Jack's little hole's being used as a goal
And he's getting a fucking good boning!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of a "pain in the neck" but this does seem to be rather an extreme way of treating it albeit seemingly enjoyable!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

RADOCKS AKOS!

Yet another photo of this horny fucker!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another great picture of Egyptian footballer AHMAD KAMAL!

What an absolute hunk of spunk!

I bet his socks and pants stink but regrettably I am never likely to be able savour that sweet aroma!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

FRANKIE KENT pictured on the right is now the captain of Peterborough but how many times at Colchester United's ground on a Saturday afternoon was I privileged to see his tight buns up close and personal while he was doing his stretching!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old HARRISON BURROWS of Peterborough United!

I think if I found myself in the vicinity of his beautiful buns I would have to do a bit of burrowing of my own!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Dutch footballer JAN PAUL VAN HECKE has got a heck of an arse on him too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOEL MATIP is not really ma tip but I wouldn't kick him out of bed!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 27 year old CAULEY WOODROW who plays for Barnsley!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll leave you to match the names with the players!

MARCO SILVA
LEWIS TRAVIS
JOSEPH RANKIN-COSTELLO!