Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Off topic I'm afraid but what is it about a chavvy builder in his hood who comes into Metro Tesco after a hard day's work, filthy dirty and picks up a six pack of Stella Artois which he clasps to his own six pack and a family-sized pack of salt and vinegar crisps to go with it!

It's virtually impossible to resist the temptation to yank down his grey sweatpants and stick your nose up his smelly shit chute!

He's been at the top of a ladder all day long totally oblivious to the fact that that his workmates have been climbing up the ladder to see who can get their nose closest to his arse crack and have a good whiff without his knowing!!!!

 

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37 year old Man City goalkeeper SCOTT CARSON might be looking somewhat older than his years here



but the view from the other end is enticing enough to encourage his teammates to attempt a few shots on goal!

 

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Leicester City is blessed with so much top totty including Luke Thomas, James Maddison and Hamza Choudhury but these pictures of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall's buns are really something else!!!!!

 

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48 year old American football coach JESSE MARSCH is still packing nicely!

 

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Hunky 25 year old MATHIAS NORMANN from Norway currently playing for Norwich!

The big question is:

"MATHIAS by name but

MATTY ARSE by nature!?"

Only one way to find out! Yank his pants down and part those cheeks! It's either a shaven haven or undergrowth worthy of the Amazon forest and a commentary by David Attenborough!!!!

 

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Another great guy wearing number 10 is 29 year old Argentinian MANUEL LANZINI who plays for West Ham!



Here he is being pursued by teammate DECLAN RICE and just look at the expression on Declan's face just like that of a lion that has selected the antelope that will constitute its dinner!!!!

 

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Back in the late 1970s a group by the name of Fiddler's Dram brought out a rather catchy ( catchy in the "typhoid"sense!) little song entitled

"Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor!

In the light of the photo below I have amended the lyrics very slightly to capture the atmosphere!



Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bang'im!
A beautiful day we stripped on the way
And after that it was pound! pound! pound!
On the way back I licked Ryan's crack and we opened a packet of condoms
Singing a few of our favourite songs as we pound! pound! pound!

 

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MAKOTO HASEBE and DAICHI HAMADA!

For those of you who are interested and haven't yet cum across this there is a rather horny set of videos entitled "Japanese freeze time" which I discovered through the "gaymale" porn site!

A young man finds a magic stopwatch which when pointed at the intended victim causes him to freeze and enables the guy with the watch to have his wicked way with them!

It's worth a look boys if you like gorgeous little Japanese office boys on their backs having the shit pounded out of them and then waking up totally oblivious to the fact that their little cherry has been popped big time!

 

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23 year old Uruguayan footballer AGUSTIN CANOBBIO has certainly justified the "nob" in his surname!

Packing!!!!!!!!

 

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This young Mexican stud is 24 year old URIEL ANTUNA who married at just 20 and by the look of that last photo his wife's pussy would be well advised not to put up any form of resistance.......

 

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20 year old French footballer MAXENCE CAQUERET may be a dead ringer for ET but he he is looking pretty fine in his red football strip!



And I'll definitely make sure that while his ankles are resting on my shoulders he makes no attempt to "phone home!!!!"

 

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Any player wearing number 10 is simply drop dead gorgeous and as yet I have been unable to identify an exception to this rule!

Here we have SERGIO CANALES who is beautiful from any angle!

 

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Gorgeous 24 year old Uruguayan MATIAS VINA who plays for AS ROMA!

Can't say I've seen a single ugly Uruguayan so far!

Must be all that corned beef they eat!!!

 

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Still can't believe that ANDREA RANOCCHIA of FC INTERNAZIONALE has aged so quickly!

He's only just celebrated his 34th birthday!!!

 

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You can never have too much of DEWSBURY-HALL's arse!!!

 

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And there's nothing wrong with a goalkeeper fondling his own arse!

Let's face it we have all done it to facilitate the quick release mechanism!



Thank you BEN FOSTER!!!

 

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23 year old Swedish footballerJESPER KARLSSON!

 

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I've heard in stories the expression

"X marks the spot!"

but this is ridiculous!

 

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One little cumdump showing us his all
One little cumpdump whose sweet buns I would maul
And if his grey panties should accidentally fall
There'd be one little cumdump who's just literally had a ball!!!!!

 

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Here we see 21 year old English cricketer swearing us to secrecy!



And why might he be doing that!?

Well you will see from this photo that he has undergone a civil ceremony with one of his teammates and he doesn't want his girlfriend to know that he is batting for the other side!



Understandable of course!!!