Sniffing footballers' arses!

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24 year old VRAD LYONS!

"Wow that's just amazing! So if you massage my inner thigh you can get rid of the pain in my head!?"

 

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23 year old boxer FRANK ARNOLD hails from Hackney in the East End of London!

His chavvy good looks are currently sending my senses reeling and the adjective I am searching for to describe him is on the tip of my tongue even if the tip of my tongue, in my mind, is engaged elsewhere!



One should avoid falling into the trap of judging a book by its cover but I would hazard a guess that the physical perfection of this young Adonis is inversely proportional to his ability to articulate a coherent sentence in our mother tongue!

However, once I've got his ankles resting on my shoulders he can be speaking Serbo-Croat for all I care!

A propos of nothing really I remember that at the end of one academic year a student approached me and said

"Sir, may I shake the hand that wrote.........!?"

To which I replied

"No because it has done other things as well!"

 

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LUKE THOMAS of Leicester City just such a sweetheart with his dimples like a little hamster!

 

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Gorgeous Mexican OSWALDO ALANIS hits 33 this coming Friday which is coincidentally the age at which Jesus died so we send up an arrow prayer that we may be exposed to that fantastic Mexican arse for many years to come!

 

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21 year old EUAN EAST!

Woof woof!

 

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The arse belongs to 25 year old JOE MARCHANT and the front is not bad either!

 

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I believe there is a song entitled

"When Irish eyes are smiling" and it is certainly borne out by this little baby!!!!!

 

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This is 23 year old BENI BANGINGIME from the Congo!

What a surname! You couldn't make it up could you!?

"Banging me" by name and "banging me" by nature!!!!!

 

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22 year old DARRAGH O CONNOR is of Irish descent and currently plays for Queen of the South!

His shirt says "Rosefield Salvage" but if we change Rosefield to Rosebud I'll happily do some salvage work but if his rosebud is anything like the one belonging to that fucker on the right then I'll need a few packs of BICC disposable razors!!!!

 

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A few more of the delicious Darragh to encourage you to get your hands wrapped round your cocks!!

 

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TOBIAS SIPPEL
what's your tipple!?



Please let me suck the milk from your nipple!!

 

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Gorgeous 21 year old Argentinian footballer EZEQUIEL BULLAUDE asked for the light to be dimmed during this exclusive interview with the press as he found it difficult and rather embarrassing to say what he had to although he felt it was necessary to make this admission!

Apparently at the end of each match over the last few weeks he has slipped off his filthy smelly sweaty skid stained Calvin's, put them into a sealed bag and handed them over to be auctioned to raise money for those suffering in the Ukraine!

What an altruistic gesture and I am reliably informed that people all over the world have been so desperate to get their hands on his match-worn undies that enough money has been raised to buy a new ambulance and next week they will start work on the construction of a new hospital!

God bless you Ezequiel!

 

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More of this beautiful young man whose match-soiled panties are up for auction to help the Ukrainian war effort!

 

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GONZALO ABREGO of Godoy Cruz and teammate of EZEQUIEL BALLAUDE!



I've only ever had TWO fingers up my arse before but just as in my goal scoring I always aim for a hattrick!!!!

 

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Being a man of great Christian faith myself which is not to be confused with religious rites and rituals I would never post anything deemed to be blasphemous or impious but the following photo shows quite by accident Ezequiel in almost the same stance as our Lord on the cross and he is wearing number 33 which is the age at which Jesus was taken from us!

Ezequiel IMHO is almost divinely beautiful and Ezequiel is indeed a name taken straight from the Old Testament!

Interesting observations to be sure!

 

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Here is the photo in question!

 

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Allow me to introduce 33 year old GARY KAGELMACHER another gorgeous Uruguayan but with some Germanic origin no doubt!

The word KEGEL seems to have the meaning of "improving a woman's sexual.performance" if you care to Google it and MACHER means maker!

This would tend to indicate that this young stud has all the attributes required to breach any maiden's dam!!!

 

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What is it with these players wearing number 10 and all drop dead gorgeous!?

Here we have 24 year old Turk ENES UNAL whose surname is only one step away from ANAL!

However the irony of it all is that in 2019 he married a girl by the name of LISA SMELLERS ( please google if you don't believe me!)

HER smelling HIS anus!!!!!!

Well if that is not a match made in Heaven then please tell me what is!

I wonder what their first child will be called!

STINKY PINKY I should think!!!

 

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18 year old German footballer LUCA NETZ looking very fine especially in those grey sweatpants!!!



Here he seems to be facing the goalkeeper who has a very fine arse indeed and I would be very happy to deposit some of my nose hairs inside the black forest issuing from between the cheeks of his arse!!!

 

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GEIRGE BKACKWOOD of Adelaide!

Not sure about blackwood provided he has a respectable morning wood!