Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Sweet little Dutch footballer JEFF HARDEVELD is looking a lot younger than his 27 years in this photo although this may have been taken some years ago!



I love that windswept look with tousled hair and slightly sunburnt skin!

Here are some more pics of him!

 

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When I look at this photo I am reminded of the expression

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH!

The injured player had only a nosebleed but later died of asphyxiation!

So much for safeguarding!!!!

 

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TRENT DU MONT sounds very much like Creme de Menthe and one can only imagine that HIS cream is just as rich in consistency!

 

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I have to admit to being well keen on WILL KEANE!

 

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Far be it from me to denigrate the practices of early man who would carry off their chosen partner and perform the mating ritual virtually on the spot!!!!

 

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I believe WILL KEANE is actually somewhere in this picture but in his absence I will take the chap on the far left squatting down in his best suit and the chap right at the front who is naked except for his shorts!

 

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Jack Grealish has now become

MISTER ARSE OF THE 2020s

but David Beckham certainly held the record back in the 1990s with his famous incisive VPLs!

 

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Wouldn't mind doing a few furlongs on cute 29 year old jockey HARRY BENTLEY!

( I wonder how LONG his FUR really is!!!!)

 

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Sweet little ROMEO BECKHAM may have been referred to as a stick insect and a twig in disparaging terms but consider the perverse pleasure and the challenges involved in splitting in half a twig with one's nine inches of cold steel!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am currently endeavouring to secure funding for my new research project based on famous fathers and sons who have played or still play soccer at a top level!

I am trying to establish a link between these famous pairs based on the skidmarks they leave in their underpants! Skidmarks presented by both fathers and sons will be examined for texture, flavour, aroma and of course aesthetic appearance!

So far the following have agreed to take part in my project

DAVID and ROMEO BECKHAM
PETER AND KASPER SCHMEICHEL
PAOLO AND DANIEL MALDINI
ZINEDINE AND LUCA ZIDANE!

 

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We still need assistants to help with this research but let it be understood here and now that nobody gets their hands on Daniel Maldini's buns or his filthy scuns!

THAT FUCKER'S ARSE BELONGS TO ME!!!!!!

 

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"Greater love hath no man that he protects the willy of his opposite number from the trajectory of a free kick!!!!!

 

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I never miss the chance to applaud young Australian Josh Cavallo who came out as gay some months ago!

 

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John Cockroft may have had the thrill of splitting the atom but he never had the thrill of splitting that Ozzie anus!!!!

 

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That's a bit of a telltale hand LUCA ZIDANE!!! And I'm not talking about poker although there might be a bit of poking later on!

 

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Not sure if that is TYRONE MINGS with his back to us but one thing's for certain!

There's nothing minging about that arse!!!!!

 

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25 year old JEFFERSON SAVARINO from Venezuela !

I love this picture of him in those purple socks rolled over the knees looking like a whore in stockings and suspenders waiting to be fucked!





He won't stand much chance sandwiched between these two guys who are ovbiously going to ride him senseless once they get him.indoors!

Just give him one big thrust from me boys as you empty the contents of your bollocks in that sexy little pucker!

 

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19 year old MATTHEW GARBETT from New Zealand!



Would love to see him doing the HAKA in his panties!!!

 

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23 year old Brazilian DANIEL DOS SANTOS PENHA!



There is an English expression " any port in a storm" which means that one will seek relief from any quarter and quite frankly boys I have chosen Newcastle as MY port in the storm!!!!!

 

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Horny 27 year old BENJAMIN MENDY!

To kiss those sweet lips boys!

What a delicate little starter before moving on to snog his pink pucker!!!!!!