Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old HARRY CORNICK of Luton!



Can't help thinking he is a dead ringer for Jack Grealish and they were born in the same year too!

 

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We had a great victory over Bradford yesterday afternoon! They had some horny players in their ranks but their performance was rank although not as rank as their underpants I bet!

I went pitchside to watch them do some pre-match stretching and could almost smell their filthy arseholes after their undies had been wedged up their arsecracks in that four and half hour journey from Bradford to Colchester! That was before the match had even begun so just imagine the state of their sweaty skidded smellers as they peeled them off ninety minutes later and chucked them against the wall in a competition to see whose shitty skuns would stay stuck to the wall longest!!!

 

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Here are some of those boys whose filthy smelly sweaty skuns would have been decorating the walls of the away team's dressing room in my home town at 5pm yesterday afternoon!

ALEX GILLEAD
PAUDIE O CONNOR
LEE ANGOL

ANDY COOK
MATTY FOULDS
FIACRE KELLENER!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HANNES WOLF and JAMIE PATERSON who both play for Swansea would make a lovely pairing straight from Helix Studios!



These two would be guaranteed a "warm welcome in the hillside while we tried to ascertain how brown were their valleys!!!"

 

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That green arse belongs to 33 year old Slovakian goalkeeper MARTIN DUBRAVKA!

 

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There appears to be much debate currently about how young Mason Mount's arse is becoming more bulbous and meaty by the day!



Several theories have been advanced including the increased amount of stretching and number of sit-ups and push-ups or even an increase in the daily consumption of "burger and chips" but many of us prefer to think that the doctor has prescribed a course of ANNILINGUS from a tried and trusted friend!

 

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I've heard of the FLYING PICKETS but the FLYING BUTTOCKS! Well that's a completely different ball game!

 

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OISIN MCENTEE and BARRY COFFEY are two drop dead gorgeous 21 year olds from theRepublic of Ireland!

Here we see them expressing their feelings for each other in the park and once they have consummated the union we see Barry swearing us to secrecy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How many times have I asked you to cut your fucking nails before you finger my hole!?



Don't be fooled by that "bear's" fake hands! His real hands are halfway up our boys' "bare" arses!

 

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OISIN is just about to take ANDY LYONS into the tunnel of love!



And we see that he has certainly been into someone's love tunnel!



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Difficult to believe that some people need instruction as to where to place their hands in a Piggy back fight!



Another set of "three musky rears" as opposed to "three musketeers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Glad you got my text message and cut a slit in the back of your shorts! I'm getting some pretty good leverage here! Wonder how long we can string this out before people get suspicious!

 

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"Sorry Brandon but if you really believed the sentiments expressed on your chest you would have ensured that the word "god" was spelt with a capital letter ergo "God!"

 

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31 year old French cyclist THIBAUT PINOT!



Judging by that bulge in his cycling shorts he certainly knows his ( French) onions and I'm sure he's got something in there to make your eyes water!!!

 

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Would happily give PEDRI's match-worn socks a good sniff!

 

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I may have posted these before but there's just something about footballers training in those body-hugging grey trackies that do it for me!

 

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And a couple more

 

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20 year old JOEL LOPEZ SALGUERO!



What a little tease!

" You can look but you can't sniff!"



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20 year old JOEL LOPEZ SALGUERO!



What a little tease!

" You can look but you can't sniff!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old MK Don's goalkeeper JAMIE CUMMING!



What's in a name!??

Well at least he's telling the whole world the reason for that damp salty patch round his crotch area!

I think the manufacturers of that shirt got it slightly wrong!

They should have replaced the first R with a letter G in an effort to warn his fellow teammates that anyone who was unwise enough to bend over to pick up the soap in the showers would end up with a sting in their tail!!!



Love this picture of him suited and booted which has got me cumming Mr.Cumming!



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22 year old MK Don's goalkeeper JAMIE CUMMING!



What's in a name!??

Well at least he's telling the whole world the reason for that damp salty patch round his crotch area!

I think the manufacturers of that shirt got it slightly wrong!

They should have replaced the first R with a letter G in an effort to warn his fellow teammates that anyone who was unwise enough to bend over to pick up the soap in the showers would end up with a sting in their tail!!!



Love this picture of him suited and booted which has got me cumming Mr.Cumming!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A few more of him in action!