Sniffing footballers' arses!

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20 year old DENNIS CIRKIN whose surname rhymes with JERKING!

Just look at the thighs on that bitch!!!!



You could crack walnuts between those fuckers and then have a crack at his low hanging nuts before nipping round the back and having a crack at his crack! If you inhale that crack it's going to be cheaper and stronger than sniffing crac! You'll be high for days!

 

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Just imagine running your nose up and down that smelly shitter!!!!

 

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22 year old SCOTT TWINE of MKDons is being congratulated by teammate Troy Parrott!



Just look at the fucking arse on TROY PARROTT!

"Go on Scott! Take that parrott into the dressing room and make that fucker squawk!!!!!!

 

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By the look on this parrot's face he's been well and truly seeded!!!!!

 

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Troy's parents obviously had great fotesight when they named him 20 years ago!

Doubtless you will all have heard of the Siege of Troy and the wooden horse!

And let's face it ( how I would love to!) if any of us were fortunate enough to get our noses within sniffing distance of that divine crack we would all be sporting horse-hung woodies!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Troy's parents obviously had great fotesight when they named him 20 years ago!

Doubtless you will all have heard of the Siege of Troy and the wooden horse!

And let's face it ( how I would love to!) if any of us were fortunate enough to get our noses within sniffing distance of that divine crack we would all be sporting horse-hung woodies!!!!

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24 year old MARK SYKES from Northern Ireland currently plays for Oxford!



I've been privileged to see a rather charming photo of him with his wife and child clearly demonstrating that he prefers fish to meat but this does not stop us from dreaming!

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24 year old MARK SYKES from Northern Ireland currently plays for Oxford!



I've been privileged to see a rather charming photo of him with his wife and child clearly demonstrating that he prefers fish to meat but this does not stop us from dreaming!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Newcastle United are richly blessed in having three such hunky goalkeepers!

KARL DARLOW
MAX THOMOSON
DAN LANGLEY!

 

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22 year old MATTEO GABBIA who plays for AC Milan and was born in BUSTO ARSIZIO in Lombardy!

I know! You couldn't make up such a name if you tried but I'm sure nobody in their right mind would pass up the chance to " bust his arsizio!"



I went there for work some years ago! An ugly ,soulless ,non-descript sort of place but the people who originate from there are obviously not!!

Incidentally the Italian word "gabbia" means "cage" and who would want to keep such a little treasure locked up unless of course you wanted to keep him in your cellar where you could go and visit him occasionally when the fancy takes you..........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old MATTEO GABBIA who plays for AC Milan and was born in BUSTO ARSIZIO in Lombardy!

I know! You couldn't make up such a name if you tried but I'm sure nobody in their right mind would pass up the chance to " bust his arsizio!"

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I went there for work some years ago! An ugly ,soulless ,non-descript sort of place but the people who originate from there are obviously not!!

Incidentally the Italian word "gabbia" means "cage" and who would want to keep such a little treasure locked up unless of course you wanted to keep him in your cellar where you could go and visit him occasionally when the fancy takes you..........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old NATHAN HOLLAND who plays for Oxford on loan from West Ham!



Looks as if Jack Wilshere is in the process of reserving a parking space for his turbo-charged todger after the match!



Just look at the definition on those calves boys and then think what those fucking socks must smell like after ninety minutes on the pitch!

 

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25 year old ALVARO FIDALGO of Spain!



Here he looks as if he has cum straight out of RUDEBOIZ or COUNCIL ESTATE CHAVS!!!!

 

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27 year old Portuguese footballer JOAO CANCELO who plays for Man City!



And here a few pictures from his earlier days looking as if he has cum straight from the OSMONDS !



Nothing unlucky about that red shirt!

 

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He certainly seems to have his hands full here



And although we have often been told that mother's milk is best there's also something to be said for what comes out if daddy's tits!

 

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ANDERSON SANTAMARIA!

I suppose that would indeed be the most logical and spontaneous reaction when faced with those buns!

"Santamaria! Mother of God!"

 

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Sweet little 24 year old Uruguayan FEDERICO VINAS who plays for Team America in Mexico!



Here he is confirming with one of his teammates that he wants to try four fingers up his arse!



This photo is taken as the four fingers are being inserted!



And here is the look of satisfaction!



And cue the post-coital cigarette!

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Sweet little 24 year old Uruguayan FEDERICO VINAS who plays for Team America in Mexico!



Here he is confirming with one of his teammates that he wants to try four fingers up his arse!



This photo is taken as the four fingers are being inserted!



And here is the look of satisfaction!



And cue the post-coital cigarette!

 

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What about this little beauty boys!?

Straight from the country which gave us corned beef and who would say no to some of his meat!?

22 year old JUAN DANABRIA!

 

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I love this picture which is advertising top quality milk from his tits!

The only problem is that they have made a mistake with the spelling! It should be CAMEL'S and not CANEL'S!

Incidentally camel's milk is very potent and is reputed to put lead in your pencil!

 

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Whoops! Here's the photo!



"Right boys you can take off your nose guards now and stick your noses up your teammates' arses!

 

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DAVID DE GEA is expecting a delivery through the back door!