Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

I.must admit to feeling quite shocked when I saw this photo of 25 year old Spanish footballer JULIO PLEGUEZUELO who is looking so much older than his years!



However if I were his physio nothing would deter me from peeling off his filthy, smelly,sweaty skuns once I'd got him face down on the massage table and hyperventilating on the skids in those smellers!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is arguably the best view of his Spanish pussy!



And how I would make that pussy purr!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if this photo is pre or post anal assault!





The imagination soars when one thinks if the conversation that might be taking place in.thid photo



"I'm looking forward to taking shots on both your goals at the end of this press conference!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old German footballer NICO SCHLOTTERBECK!

Just look at that fucking arse boys!!!!!!



Wouldn't have any problem snogging the face off him either!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old EREN DINCKI whom I have posted before!



I'm sure we would all love to know whether he has a dincki eren or whether he is hung like a donkey!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm still debating over the choice of number one gluteal goalkeeper! I have the following names but if you can add to the list please feel free!

KEPA ARRIZABALAGA
MATT MACEY
DANIEL BENTLEY!

Would love to see the physio massaging Daniel's groinal area causing him to moan as his middle leg stands to attention and lifting his legs to expose his pretty little pink pucker!

"Oh Daniel you really know how to put the BENT in BENTLEY!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I suppose that if MARTIN BOYLE were shagging you doggystyle you could say

"I've got a Boyle on my bum!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Going back to the debate about which goalie has the best glutes I would say that MATT MACEY has a very tight muscular and well defined little arse!



Two lovely close ups of him!



I particularly like the one of him in suit and tie cos he's probably wearing black dress socks and if anything drives me wild it's a man wearing smelly black dress socks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not too many pics of Nick Pope's arse but I did manage to find this one!



Being a Protestant I wouldn't kiss the Pope's arse but I would make an exception with this pope and I might even be persuaded to "do tongues!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It would be great to organise some sort of international goalie glutes sniffathon lining up all the top goalkeepers in the world in the manner of Wimbledon FC who celebrated their win in 1988 in the following manner:



"HOLY GOALIE!
SNIFFA DAT HOLIE!"

Let's say a fiver a sniff with all proceeds going the Ukrainian war effort!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

33 year old Swiss goalie YANN SOMMER!



I'm sure that we would all pay handsomely to have a sniff of that Swiss chocolate and in such a good cause too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Brazilian footballer LUCAS PITON!



I've heard of a "tiger in your tank" but "a python in your pants!?"

We live in hope!

The lengths that people will go to in order to support a charitable cause!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Such a clever and aesthetically artistic image!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

31 year old NZ player BEN WAINE!



"Never judge a book by the cover!"

Wacky looking guys with weird and wonderful hairstyles normally have the smelliest arseholes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old PAUL CURTIS of the afl!



"So this is why you really joined the team you little bastard! Does the football mean anything to you at all!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 24 year old BEKA MIKELTZADE from Georgia!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sweet little LUKE CUNDLE of Wolves hits 20 this Tuesday!



Has anyone ever considered that the surname CUNDLE is a hybrid of "cunt" and "fondle" and as for Luke if you can remain lukewarm while engaged in the activity that I have just described then I think you are in urgent need of some sort of therapy!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What a sweet little triumvirate of Wolves and all only 19 year olds!

LUKE CUNDLE
CONNOR CARTY
JACK SCOTT



I wonder how enthusiastic they would be about participating in some private research that I am undertaking at present!

I am carrying out a comparative study of the state of a player's underpants at the start of a match and as the final whistle blows with special reference to the development of the brown stains in the seat of the underpants!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old JACK SCOTT of Wolves!



I bet I could grow a good crop of strawberries in the soil that's lining the seat of HIS underpants!

Cheeky little chavvy bastard!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So you just need to buy condoms and lube from Boots and then pick up the dildo we ordered from that shop on the corner!"